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Halp, I have an Elysium and I
must (s)cream
Samantha Montgomery, of Symposium fame (What,? Oh...right....kind of
clashes with the article here, doesn’t it?) Correction; of Symposium ‘fame’. Wait,
where was I. Oh right, So Samantha has proposed (and got it passed) a new
law to the Senate, namely this: To have Congress (that’s court for most of us),
rotate its location each month so that it’s held at every Elysium at some point.
Some people suggest this might be because she has such a hard time attracting
non-crones to her little bastion that she wants the government to mandate our
attendance. I like that interpretation, but here’s another one for you:
We all know the bunker, where we usually hold Congress...is locked down tighter than Fort Knox when a Goldman-Sachs convention rolls into town. Let’s face
it, even the Pinnacle, which has pretty beefy security, doesn’t come close. The
Symposium of course, is a distant third in terms of security. So why, being the
paranoid and dangerous predators that we are, would anyone be interested in
hosting a massive meeting of predatorial minds in a venue that isn’t as secure as
the usual haunt? I’ll tell you why. Cause they’re terrorists who plan to blow the
place up with all of us inside? I’m not saying that that’s what Samantha Montgomery has planned......I’m just saying. Either way, terrorist or not, there’s no
doubt that this lessens the security for ALL of us when we visit congress. That
means each of you assholes has to be that much more vigilant. Cause really, do
YOU want to be locked up in a room with dozens of other predators whilst the
*Acolytes* provide security? No offense witches and warlocks, you have your
uses and your place, but running security ain’t it.

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