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The Goodship Lollipop
By
Isnoop

INT. COMMAND CENTER - DAY
Hustle and bustle are thick in the air. dozens of screens
wallpaper the wall. Dozens of people are sitting around
commanding into headsets. One in particular is having trouble
commanding.
OPERATOR
Come in, Good Ship Lollipop.
Silence. The operator looks concerend
OPERATOR (CONT’D)
Good ship lollipop, over?
More silence. The operator removes his glasses in a dramatic
fashion and hangs his head
INT. GOOD SHIP LOLLIPOP - SPACE DAY
In a corridor of a high tech white space craft lasers
interrupt the space-silence. Two crew members of the ship run
away from something further down the hallway, firing back as
they go. they dash behind into a room of sorts
Egads!
booty.

CREW GUY 1
Pirates. Better go hide my

CREW GUY 2 nods and points to a ventilation shaft. They climb
in just as the space-pirates break down the door. they peer
out as the pirates search the room and leave
CREW GUY 1 (CONT’D)
Hay, you remember those babes we
picked up at the BNL concert?
Crew guy 2 nods
CREW GUY 1 (CONT’D)
What would you say if I told you I
slept with one?
Crew guy 2 shrugs and looks apathetic about the revalation
CREW GUY 1 (CONT’D)
Well now my crotch feels like
sizzlenuts. Do we have any
ointment?
Crew guy 2 shakes his head. Suddenly an alarm blares and a
voice calls out

2.

VOICE
You can be my Yoko Ono!
Obviously a coded message only the crew can understand
CREW GUY 1
Yikes! Pirates!
CREW GUY 2
Sorry, that was me.
Crew guy 2 points to his portable code speaker. The two crawl
through the shaft and end up in the main part of the ship,
where all the serious space-business is done. The door is
blocked off and the few remaining crew members in the room
are visibly shaken. The captain comes over to the crew
members
CAPTAIN
Take cover, kid. We have a level 4
pirate infestation.
CREW GUY 1
Wait, can you get me some cranberry
juice?
CAPTAIN
I'll get you some, but you'll have
to put it on by yourself.
He points to a coffee maker.
FADE TO:
INT. GOOD SHIP LOLLIPOP
The captain is steering the ship looking despondant.
CAPTAIN
I seem to have taken a wrong turn
CREW GUY 1
So... no juice?
No.

CAPTAIN

The pirates begin to seriously do some damage on the
barricaded door.


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