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A Bucket out of
Water
The Bucket, Bucket List
By Matthew Wallace aka
theplotneedsmorebourbon
Live in a foreign bucket
for six months.
Take a sick day
when you’re not a bucket.
Ask someone you’ve
only just met to
go on a bucket.
Buy your girlfriend a bucket
of roses.
Keep the bucket for yourself.
Use a ladder as a bucket.
Get angry at the ladder.
Put stew in a bucket.
Do you like it in there stew?
Put a bucket in the path
of a tornado.
Fill it with data.
Do contemporary dance
in a bucket so that
I don’t have to see it.
Put a full bucket at the
end of a sentence.
Hide a larger than normal bucket
in the area where people
search for Bigfoot.
Get your bucket
off my property.
Put Nicki Minaj in a bucket.
Fill the bucket with water.
Put soap in a bucket.
Don’t drop that bucket in prison.
Tell someone this joke
Knock knock
Who’s there?
A bucket in an elevator.
A bucket in an elevator who?
…
It has its ups and downs.
Walk on the wild side of a bucket.
(the side of a bucket)
Steal buckets from the rich.
Give them to the poor.
Lease a bucket.
At least you’ve got a bucket.
Put sugar in a bucket.
Sweet bucket mate.
Chop up a bucket into
little pieces and put it
underneath someone’s
pizza.
Print off a picture of
Bear Grylls and tape it
to a bucket.
Pretend that bucket is
your best mate.
Teach English in a
foreign bucket.
Fill a bucket with the
wrong ideas.
Stupid bucket.
Get in a bucket and win.
Buy the wrong bucket.
Sorry bucket.
Drop a bucket down a well.
Make a wish.
The end
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