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A Bucket out of
Water
The Bucket, Bucket List
By Matthew Wallace aka
theplotneedsmorebourbon

Live in a foreign bucket
for six months.

Take a sick day
when you’re not a bucket.

Ask someone you’ve
only just met to
go on a bucket.

Buy your girlfriend a bucket
of roses.
Keep the bucket for yourself.

Use a ladder as a bucket.
Get angry at the ladder.

Put stew in a bucket.
Do you like it in there stew?

Put a bucket in the path
of a tornado.

Fill it with data.

Do contemporary dance
in a bucket so that
I don’t have to see it.

Put a full bucket at the
end of a sentence.

Hide a larger than normal bucket
in the area where people
search for Bigfoot.

Get your bucket
off my property.

Put Nicki Minaj in a bucket.
Fill the bucket with water.

Put soap in a bucket.
Don’t drop that bucket in prison.

Tell someone this joke
Knock knock
Who’s there?
A bucket in an elevator.
A bucket in an elevator who?

It has its ups and downs.

Walk on the wild side of a bucket.
(the side of a bucket)

Steal buckets from the rich.
Give them to the poor.

Lease a bucket.
At least you’ve got a bucket.

Put sugar in a bucket.
Sweet bucket mate.

Chop up a bucket into
little pieces and put it
underneath someone’s
pizza.

Print off a picture of
Bear Grylls and tape it
to a bucket.
Pretend that bucket is
your best mate.

Teach English in a
foreign bucket.

Fill a bucket with the
wrong ideas.
Stupid bucket.

Get in a bucket and win.

Buy the wrong bucket.
Sorry bucket.

Drop a bucket down a well.
Make a wish.

The end

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All work is © theplotneedsmorebourbon 2012


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