4th AGM Rego Draft (PDF)

Hillbilly Hash House Harriers
4th Anal General Meeting
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What: The Hillbillies are hosting their 4 AGM!! Complete with a trail on Saturday and Sunday, grub,
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beer, debauchery, and a live band. Kegs are tapped at 1000 AM on March 2 and will flow until it’s gone.
When: Check-in starts Saturday, March 2nd @ 1000 in the Hashpitality Suite. Trail will begin soon
after at 1269 (aka 1309). Take your hung-over asses home on Sunday, March 3rd after trail.
How Much: The meager price of $69 (plus a $3 convenience fee if rego-ing online) is good until 22
February 2013. After that, it’ll be $100 if you decide to cum at the last minute. Cap of 100 hashers, so get
in while the getting’s HOT! There are no refunds and no partial-weekend regos. You should have
planned better and made Hillbilly Hashing your main priority!
Where: Best Western Berkeley Springs Inn in Berkeley Springs, West-BY GOD-Virginia.
Best Western Berkeley Springs Inn
1776 Valley Road
Berkeley Springs, West Virginia 25411-4804
Phone: 304-258-9400
Crap you need to know: Call to reserve your room by February 22, 2013, to guarantee you’ll have a
place to sleep. Tell them that you’re with ”HILLBILLY” to receive the discounted group rate, the low
price of $69.95! Haberdashery will not be guaranteed if you register after 22 February 2013.
What Do You Get: Two trails, food, and A PARTY you wankers! In true Hillbilly style, we will have
debauchery at the Hillbilly Heaven Bar and Grill with kegs of good beer, bonfire, bull riding, and great food
for Saturday dinner. There will be a live West Virginia band with gap-toothed musicians, and...as with all
Hillbilly events...there may be some boobs, bears, bed bugs and other critters. Transportation will be
provided from the bar to the hotel throughout the evening. YES, you greedy bastards will even get
breakfast on Sunday morning too.
Questions: Pester Jed @ jed.hillbilly.h3@gmail.com
Hash Name: _________________________________ Email: _________________________________
Nerd Name: _________________________________ Phone: _________________________________
Payment: Cash or checks payable to:

Chris Akers
16320 Deerfield Ln.
Jeffersonton, VA 22724

Disclaimer:
My involvement in the Hillbilly H3 event is at my own risk. I will not hold anyone else, but myself, responsible for any
injuries, property damage, or other legal obligations ensued during the event. I will not hold any member of the
Hillbilly Hash House Harriers Mismanagement responsible for any of my actions. I understand that any valuables
brought to said event are brought at my risk and will not hold HbH3 Mismanagement responsible for any loses. I
understand that by signing this waiver I freely consent to the above agreement and will keep debauchery to a
controlled state. If I hurt myself, it’s my own damn fault.

Signature: ______________________________________ Date: ________________________
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