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sock lady announces non boring
christmas It's official. Socks are no longer boring.
In a statement in Sydney last week, Jacqui Lenaghan, the Australian Sock Lady, declared "There
is no longer any excuse for giving the boring standard socks as Christmas gifts this year. With my
range of socks, pretty much anyone can be a Xmas gift guru."
For centuries, the classic boring gift, the total no-brainer fallback for every gift-giver with
absolutely no imagination, has been the standard pair of socks.
Now, with the Sock Lady's range of socks, you can still give socks, but these socks will make you
a super hero. Recipients of these socks will be so pleased they will love you for ever, and this
Christmas will always be remembered as The Year I Got Those Socks.
The socks come with a warning, however. It is extremely dangerous to buy just one pair. Fights
have been known to break out around the Christmas tree when there haven't been enough pairs
of socks for everyone to get one.
Which is why the socks come in a wide range of adult sizes, as well as for kids and babies. Yes,
even babies have been known to have tantrums if they miss out on a pair of these amazing
Don't leave it too late to order for Christmas, or you will have to live with the terrible guilt of having
ruined Christmas for everyone who didn't get a pair of these socks.
Why not make it easy on yourself, and order the whole lot online, and get them sent direct to the
recipients. Just do it. You know your friends and family deserve these socks.
And, for the sake of international peace and harmony, make sure you haven't missed anyone on
the list. Or you'll be in big trouble.
Then, when you have all the Christmas shopping done, online, you can relax, knowing you have
made the world a better, happier, more colourful place.
PS - Get a pair for yourself, why don't you? After all, you just saved world civilization from
collapse. You earned it.

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