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TABLE OF CONTENTS
Prologue

Transformers (2007)
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Before time began, there was the Cube.
Please buy our toys?
BOSS FIGHT!
Meet the Autobots
This part is short because the next one is long.
Revelations
Megatron!
I’m bored now, can we start ROTF already?

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
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1: Hoo Boy.
2: What the fuck, Revenge? Part deux
3: Meet the Autobots, Part 2
4: I can’t even summarize this nonsense.
5: Well, there’s no avoiding it.
6: The [MOUNTAIN DEW] conspiracy
7: Beware the Reedman.
8: Well hello there, old friend.
9: What movie am I even watching at this point?
10: ...This is our villain?
11: BEHOLD THE GLORY OF JETFIRE!
12: Devastator, hero of the working class!
13: I’m bored now, can we start DOTM alr—oh god what is happening aaaaah

INTERMISSION – Duel (1971)

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)
Part 1: “Strap in, kids. It's going to get fucking weird...”
Part 2: “It is impossible to strive for the heroic life. The title of hero is bestowed by the survivors upon the fallen, who
themselves know nothing of heroism.“
Part 3: “God is on your side? Is He a Conservative? The Devil's on my side, he's a good Communist.”
Part 4: “Being a kid and growing up. It's hard and nobody understands.”
Part 5: “Heroism by order, senseless violence, and all the pestilent nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism — how I hate
them!”
Part 6: “Nothing beside remains, 'round the remains of that colossal wreck...”
Part 7: “We want everybody to act like adults, quit playing games, realize that it's not just my way or the highway.”
Part 8: “Orbiting Earth in the spaceship, I saw how beautiful our planet is. People, let us preserve and increase this beauty,
not destroy it!”
Part 9: “The miracle is this: The more we share, the more we have.”