Invitation.pdf

British/Canadian Translatioun
You have been invited to a party to celebraute the
Greateust Natioun in This or Any Other Univeurse! This
party will take plauce on Thuursday 27 Maurch 2014 at 19
o’clouck at Aaron’s house. You shouuld come! Wear your
country’s colours!*

*The author of this invitation really struggled with your freedom-hating
practice of arbitrarily and superfluously adding the letter “u” to words. Here
in America we believe that words should be free from the tyranny of
unnecessary vowels. Remember, there’s no “u” in “liberty.”