Crazy Bitch Incorporated Application to Date My Best Friend.pdf


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Have you ever been to Jail? (This includes Prison, Juvie and the Drunk Tank)


Maybe



Not Lately



Are you the Cops?



Can I get Bail Money?



Yes



What day is it?



Does a Day pass count?



Depends on who it is



Protection of what?



What does my bodyguard
have to do with anything?



Trojan

Do you use protection?


Sometimes



Usually



My boys are itchy



Prefer not to say (What are
you hiding?)



Always

What type of Protection do you use?
Please check off all applicable answers



Dollar Coin Wrapped



Flavored (Please Specify
Flavor _____________)



ADT Protection



Ribbed



Super Juicy



Thin



Glad Cling Wrap



Colored

Who should bring the protection?
Please check off all applicable answers


You



Kim



The Bellhop



The Pizza Guy



What fucking protection??



The hotel



Piper



Pharmacy Delivery



Carrier Pigeon

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