Crazy Bitch Incorporated Application to Date My Best Friend.pdf


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way in here tonight

PART TWO
Please answer the following questions with YES or NO. We don’t care about your reasons why you are
answering that way. We will draw our own conclusions and decide whether or not you are good enough for
her, which you are not, nor will you ever be, but we are willing to let her be happy, be rest assured we will
watch you like a fucking hawk.
Do you know what a Blumpkin is?

☐ YES ☐ NO

Do you know what a Donkey Punch is? ☐ YES ☐ NO
Have you ever owned anything Justin Beiber related? ☐ YES ☐ NO
Do you or have you ever worn black vinyl or leather thongs? ☐ YES ☐ NO
Have you ever had or given a Golden Shower? ☐ YES ☐ NO
Does your ass look better than Kim’s? ☐ YES ☐ NO
Does your ass look better than Kim’s in her Jeans? ☐ YES ☐ NO
Do you whine like a Bitch when you have a cold? ☐ YES ☐ NO
Have you ever cried for your Mommy past the age of 10? ☐ YES ☐ NO
Have you ever Plucked anything but a chicken? ☐ YES ☐ NO
Have you ever had to run away from your own fart? ☐ YES ☐ NO
Have you ever blamed your fart or someone else as you were running away? ☐ YES ☐ NO
Have you ever put on a bra just to see what it feels like? ☐ YES ☐ NO
Have you ever been caught peeking in your neighbors window? ☐ YES ☐ NO
Have you ever looked at a hole in the wall and thought..well maybe for a second? ☐ YES ☐ NO
Have you ever taken Nude Selfie photo’s? ☐ YES ☐ NO
Have you ever taken a picture of your ass just to see if it looks ok? ☐ YES ☐ NO
Have you or will you ever know anyone as awesome as Kim? ☐ YES ☐ NO

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