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POLITICS
Helping
A New Ruler
The
Unfortunate
By Ido Accav, Tomer Morsky,
Eden Shviro, Ofir Ashkenazi

By Shiveet Svinik, Yarden
Pasharel, Shir Abramovich,
Ron Golan and Yulia Stein.

Two years ago the
"Battle f Neptune" began.
The Gwakem aliens from
Gdavooloos planet,
Formila galaxy (which is
12 light years from our
galaxy, the Milky Way),
first started attacking
Neptune after their planet
had been destroyed by a
gigantic asteroid. The
asteroid destroyed all the
resources, towns and
homes so the Gwakem
aliens needed a new
planet to live on. They
decided that they wanted
to start a new life on
Neptune because of its
good resources.
The Mormal aliens and
the humans, the citizens
of Neptune, are now
fighting for their lives
and home.
Meanwhile, schools
and homes have been
ruined, many citizens
have been hurt and some

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of them are no longer
with us.
That’s why the government of Jupiter has
decided to build a shelter
for the citizens of Neptune.
The government is
providing temporary
homes, protection, food
and education.
They have already
saved 1,500 Mormal
aliens and humans.
According to the plan
they are hoping to save
10,000 more.
Here, on Earth, the
government has thought
too about building a
shelter for the citizens of
Neptune. Some of the
ministers are objecting to
the idea because they fear
that if we help Neptune,
the Gwakem aliens will
see it as a betrayal and
will attack us too.

Yesterday, a new alien ruler named Bikuli from
planet Piglity was elected. Bikuli was elected
because he helped many planets including Earth
survive the asteroid attack in 2101. Later, he
helped us by sending a lot of money
(10000000000000UC) and supporting our economy.He also helped us when we fought the Martians . He was the only one who knew our condition as a colony. That is why he was elected to be
the new ruler of the galaxy. The inauguration was
held near Times Square. All the presidents of
world came to congratulate the new ruler, wishing
him the best.

SPORT NEWS

The Universe Final
By Adir Gelkop, Liav Levi,
Noam Avhar

Today there will be the
Galactic Football Cup
Game.
At the Cup Final there
will be team of planet
Neptune - the favorite
team which will compete for the title against
planet Earth team.
Planet Neptune's
leading players are:
Fasarelah, Pacti and
Van-Basten (the leading
scorer).

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SPORT

Race To The
Dream

By Adir Gelkop,Noam Avhar,
Ben Brown

Last week, there was the Spaceship Race.
On the semi-final, there were four contenders:
Dragon, Apollo, Dream Chaser and Cygnus.
The robot spaceships were named after some old
spaceships that were flown (you won't believe it) by
humans!!
To the final continued only Dragon and Dream
Chaser after they had beaten Apollo and Cygnus.
On the final, Dream won on the photo finish and
earned the title and the trophy.
In an interview to Earth Dream Chaser said: "Since
I was made, I've always wanted to get to this stage of
my life.It was my dream! I had a lot of difficulties
and obstacles but I didn’t give up and I continued to
fight them because I am (a) dream chaser".

The Perfect Car
By Ido Accav, Tomer Morsky,
Eden Shviro, Ofir Ashkenazi

Today May 1st, 2114
Galactic Motors Company (GMC) launched a
new car.
This car can change
the whole vehicle world.
It has some very unique
features.
Some things about the
car:
-The car is capable of
reaching speeds of about
650 km per hour.
-The car has the ability
to reach a height of
about 400 meters.
-The car has an

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advanced navigation
system which enables it
to drive itself.
-You can also use it as a
submarine.
-The wheels are made of
an excellent new very
useful material called
Gluegum (a combination of glue and gum)
that makes them elastic.
-The car has a very
sophisticated system. If
someone is stuck in the
car when the engine's
off, the doors open
automatically and the

alarm goes off after 5
minutes.
-The safe belts buckle
up automatically.
-The doors open vertically (very helpful when
you're too close to
another car in the
parking lot)
And the list is long…
Our reporter was at the

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launch and told us how
it feels like driving this
car:"This car is amazing. I drove it for 15
minutes and it was
perfect. The car has
artificial intelligence
and can help you if you
need anything on the
way."

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ECOLOGY

Panda's Extinction
By Noam Avhar, Ben Brown

Who doesn't like Pandas?
As you all know, Pandas
are an endangered
species.
Scientists are trying to
find a way to prevent the
extinction of Pandas.
They think that they
might be able to clone
them.

They speculate that
three years from now, the
Panda population will be
much bigger and these
beautiful animals will
stay with us forevever.

New Discoveries
By Dan Castleberry and Yareen Raimoch

New life forms have
been discovered on
Mars by one of the
Space Teams. They do
not speak any language
that we speak on Earth.
Our best translating
robots have understood
that they will not harm
us if we don’t harm
them.

The end of Uranus?
By Guy Yad Shalom, Itay Barda, Eli Yaakobov

A huge storm in Uranus,
our weatherman reports
from the area.
Bryan Watson gives us
the picture above.
"It started like a
normal day. I drank my
coffee and suddenly saw
a big cloud of gas forming above.

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It was terrifying", says
a passerby from Uranus.
Gas storms like this
happen only once in a
decade. The last time it
happened was in 2104.
This storm caused a lot
of damage - 170 people
were hurt and 700 were
killed.

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They have told us that
they were the aliens that
have visited us in our
very far past.They have
also said that Earth used
to be their planet and
they moved because of
a suspicion of the planet
being destroyed.

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ECOLOGY

The
Plague
In the Clansord Galaxy,
right next to the Milky
Way, a plague has
started on Sarlin
because of a germ that
had been discovered in
the food that’s being
sold at the Universal
Market. There are some
tourist ships coming
from the Clansord
Galaxy. People in the

Reporting Robin Clerg from
Sarlin on the Light Year
News, channel 5346.

Written By Dan Castleberry
and Yareen Raimoch

Milky Way are infected
by the unusual plague.
We instruct people to not
get close to their families
if they are in Sarlin and
stay in your homes at all
times.
WARNING: When you
are going out always
put your Biohazard
Droid suit.

THE NEW
BIOHAZARD
DROID SUIT
Because of the plague that hit
Sarlin, we, Britel Workshop, have
invented a new suit called:

M-91
HAZMAT
SUIT
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The Amazing Lava Bug
By Dan Castleberry and Yareen Raimoch

In other News, a new please contact the
insect species has been Galactic Police Departfound in Jupiter’s
ment.
magma by a plasma
miner. The insect is
lethal. It kills by a
touch. If anyone
encounters the insect,

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which has the ability to filter fresh
air out of the plagued air. It's very
light, even a child could wear one!
It costs only 149.99 Galactic coins!

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FASHION

FASHION
WEEK

MAGIC SHOES

By Yarden Habas, Romi
Gerassi, Michal Kudriashov

Two days ago the
yearly fashion week on
Mars closed.
The theme of the
fashion week this time
was old fashion from the
twenty first century, and
one of the days in the
fashion week was dedicated to fashion from
Earth. The decor, clothing, and models were
beamed to Mars especially from Earth .

In the fashion show the
designers presented
winter clothing from
America and Europe
(which collided and
connected 4 months
ago).The clothing was
designed at a secret
intergalactic station on
Neptune.

Refaeli
family do
it again
By Hoshen Genis, Daniel
Elias, Tohar Maimon, Liel
Levi

Bar Refaeli's granddaughter, Kim Refaeli ,was
chosen the most beautiful woman in the world!
Already 4 times Refaeli women have been selected
the most beautiful women all over the world. Yesterday, Kim celebrated the victory, and suddenly, in
mid-celebration, her boyfriend, William Levy,
kneeled down and proposed. Kim's response: "It was
the happiest moment of my life, I love William with
all my heart." Now we can say Refaeli Kim fell in
love!

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Did the rain catch you once
again not ready?
Well, not anymore!

A NEW INVENTION:
SHOES THAT
CHANGE INTO
BOOTS.
You see it starts raining and you
have to go back home, because
you have heeled shoes, and they
will probably be ruined and you
might even fall ( not to mention
the fact that it's not nice to walk
in heeled shoes when it rains).
With those new shoes it's not
going to happen. Using a rain
chip, installed inside those heeled
shoes makes them in a second
beautiful and fashionable boots.

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Not Just
From a Womb
As we all know, a
woman whose womb
doesn't function properly
can't give birth to a baby.
Well, not anymore.
Fertility doctors from
Israel found a way that a
woman could give birth
to a child not just from
her womb, but from her
appendix too.
How does it work?
The appendix has no
job in our body, meaning
it's just an organ "sitting"

in your body with no
use.
It is 8-10 centimeters
long and 8 millimeters
wide.
So how can a baby
grow in something so
small?
The doctors perform an
operation in order to
expand the appendix to
the maximum size of a
baby by using a special
"ring". After the appendix has expanded, the

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By Shiveet Svinik, Yarden
Pasharel, Shir Abramovich,
Ron Golan and Yulia Stein.

doctors take the ring
out and put the fetus
inside the appendix. Then
they
attach two "pipes" –
one which brings food
and oxygen to the fetus
and the other which takes
out all the waste.
After 9 months the
baby is born by Cesarean
surgery.
It may sound scary and
complicated but it is
actually quite simple.

"This is so simple, I
being mothers can make
their dream come true!"
don't know why no one
thought of it before," said
Dr. Cohen from Israel's
Private Fertility Practice.
"It means so many
women who dream about
women who dream
about being mothers can
make their dream come
true!"

AUCTION

BAGS
Did you see a beautiful bag
and you don’t know what
color to choose?
DON'T WORRY!
Now you can buy a bag that changes its
color according to your mood or outfits or
even the weather. LAB launched yesterday
their new product: a changing color bag.
The bag comes in many colors: black,
white, brown, red, blue and yellow. It can
change to three different colors that you
may choose.

The price – 550 UC
not cheap but worth it.

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Come see and try to buy the antique car-Chevrolet
Camaro model 2012.This car is the last of its kind
since all of the rest were shredded. This is a
wonderful car for new collectors. The auction
starts on May 5th 2114 in Auction King, Washington D.C, at 19:00. The starting price is 100,000UC.

DON'T MISS IT!!!
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HISTORY

A Mysterious
Time Capsule
By Maya Segal, May Eden,
Or Hatsbani

Today, the 1st of May
2114 at six-thirty, in an
archelogical excavationa TIME CAPSULE was
found.No one has an
accurate answer as to
when the box was buried,
but there are several
hypotheses. One hypothesis is that the box was
buried in 2014, a century
ago. It was initiated by
14 year old children,who
wanted the the next
generations to remember
them, and didn't want to
be forgotten.,.When they
opened the box, the
archeologists in the
group were astonished to
discover what was inside,
since it wasn't as they
expected.
It was an old technological device, bigger and
heavier. The device was
branded by an"Apple",
and until now – the
researchers do not

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understand the meaning of this word, How
can the device be associated with a fruit?
In addition, in the
boxes there were green,
purple and brown papers.
On the papers there were
the numbers and pictures
of unknown people. In
addition, there were all
sorts of details and
information on those
papers. The archaeologists do not understand
what it means, but they
have all kinds of speculations that they would like
to test. Nothing's certain,
but the archeologists
think they found something that gives us a
piece of information
about what happened in
the past. This finding
made many historians
and archaeologists very
happy.

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W
E
N

THE HOVERBOARD
IS FINALLY HERE!!!
The HOVERBOARD can reach 150 KM
per hour and 15 meters up in the air.
The HOVERBOARD works on helium,
so it's green and environmental friendly. It can also be folded and you can
put it in your bag.

IT'S TIME TO
SAVE TIME.
For deliveries contact the hologram:
2114-0D3-6H09

WEATHER FORECAST
Mercury 167 C°

Saturn (-140) C°

Venus 464 C°

Uranus (-200) C°

Earth 30 C°

Neptune (-205) C°

Mars (-67) C°

Pluto (-387) C°

Jupiter (-115) C°

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W
E
N

IS IT A HOUSE?

RT-1 is proud to introduce the new invention

IROBOT

IS IT A CASE?

The IROBOT can help you with your digital homework. It can workout with
you. It can walk your alpha dog with
you.
It is programmed to adapt itself to the
user. The user can choose when the
robot will sleep, so tomorrow it could
"wake up" fully loaded.

ITʼS THE COSE!
The house that can shrink into a case. Yes,
this 3-floor house fits into your briefcase.
You can open it everywhere. This cose has
7-rooms and a teleportation device that
sends you everywhere inside the house, at
your request. This house also has a Virtual
Gymnastic Device(VGD) that you can work
out with and make your body stronger(!).

The IROBOT can do activities that only
people usually do.

IT'S THE ONLY ROBOT WITH
FEELINGS!!!
The IROBOT enjoys playing with you,
and when you are hungry, it can make
you a sandwich in your favorite
flavours.
For more details contact:
2114-A24-Z3W9

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DISCOVERIES

FOPER 5000 - 3D
food printer
By Yarden Habas, Romi
Gerassi, Michal Kudriashov

100 years ago, Professor Hod Lipson of Cornell
University created the 3D food printer. However, the
Ministry of Health was worried that the edible ink
would harm people.
After many years of research and development, the
scientists found a way to make organic ink without
any risks of harming people, animals and aliens.
The Foper 5000 is able to produce cookies, desserts
and other dishes.
Today the Foper 5000 has been released for sale in
the Electronics stores. The creators believe that the
food printer will be a useful and common tool in
every kitchen.
In order to enjoy a good meal all you need to do is
type your wishes and collect it from the printer.
Bon Appetit!

FROM GARBAGE TO CLEAN AIR!
AIR POLLUTION WILL NEVER BE A PROBLEM!

Just drop 5 drops of “TODAHOLI” on 2
kgs of garbage and this ecological liquid
melts the garbage and turns it into fresh,
clean, breathable air.

FOR ONLY 1.99UC!

Now in the supermarket.

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The Idate – A New
Fuel Resource?
By Roy Shefer and Sean
Wishko

The new company called Star Explorers found
a fuel resource on planet Mercury, the fuel
resource is called Idate. Idate means a "Sea Eye"
in Mercorish. The fuel is made from Idate leaves.
The Idate is environmental friendly because
the Idate trees are like the trees on our planet and
because of this, we can use our levitating cars
without worrying about pollution. Star Explorers
took some of the seeds of the Idate trees and next
week they will be planted on planet Earth, in the
USA (United States of America)

- TIME MACHINE Have you ever thought how life would
be in the past/ future?
Now, you can know! Our Time Machine
can take you 100-200 years into the
future or past!
The Time Machine can change the
things that happened in the past or the
future. All the people that want to find
information about the history, family,
or the future can do so with our
Time Machine.
NOW at the antique store.
Experience price- 199.90UC!

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