JanoskiansMovie .pdf

#JanoskiansMovie or: How I Learned to Stop Being Happy When
I Learned These Assholes Exist
By
Some Stupid Cuntface Probably

EXT.DAY.ABORTION CLINIC
Vigorous grinding sounds and a woman giggling are heard from
the establishing shot.
INT.DAY.DA ABORTION ROOM
DR.SCRAPES
Golly, ma’am. That was quite a
workout! I mean, five abortions in
one day? They weren’t even your
kids. And they weren’t even feti,
theyWOMAN
Feti? Why’d you say that? What is
that supposed to be, like the
plural for fetus?
DR.SCRAPES
Yeah like cactus or dice. Is that
not right?
WOMAN
No I think it’s just fetuses.
DR.SCRAPES
Wow, really? That’s so weird, I’ve
been saying feti for years. That
sounds so weird, say that. Say the
word "fetuses", it just doesn’t
roll off the tongue. Fetuses.
Weird, try to say it?
WOMAN
Fetuses. Nah it sounds fine to me.
DR.SCRAPES
Weird. Well anyway, despite the
fact that none of the children I
just killed were... fetuses- (He
winks), and four of the children
weren’t even yours, I think we did
something good today.
WOMAN
Me too. Imagine the five of them
turning into annoying spoiled
little assholes in the future,
where all they do is get rich and
famous from annoying less fortunate
people whose lives are already
pretty shitty.
(CONTINUED)

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2.

DR.SCRAPES
Haha, well, we don’t have to now,
they’re all dead!
WOMAN
Oh yeah! Haha!
The scene fades to black and the credits roll.
THE END