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#JanoskiansMovie or: How I Learned to Stop Being Happy When
I Learned These Assholes Exist
Some Stupid Cuntface Probably
Vigorous grinding sounds and a woman giggling are heard from
the establishing shot.
INT.DAY.DA ABORTION ROOM
Golly, ma’am. That was quite a
workout! I mean, five abortions in
one day? They weren’t even your
kids. And they weren’t even feti,
Feti? Why’d you say that? What is
that supposed to be, like the
plural for fetus?
Yeah like cactus or dice. Is that
No I think it’s just fetuses.
Wow, really? That’s so weird, I’ve
been saying feti for years. That
sounds so weird, say that. Say the
word "fetuses", it just doesn’t
roll off the tongue. Fetuses.
Weird, try to say it?
Fetuses. Nah it sounds fine to me.
Weird. Well anyway, despite the
fact that none of the children I
just killed were... fetuses- (He
winks), and four of the children
weren’t even yours, I think we did
something good today.
Me too. Imagine the five of them
turning into annoying spoiled
little assholes in the future,
where all they do is get rich and
famous from annoying less fortunate
people whose lives are already
Haha, well, we don’t have to now,
they’re all dead!
Oh yeah! Haha!
The scene fades to black and the credits roll.