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Theawesome67 goes to RIAA Copyright School
Written by Theawesome67
[Fades in, camrera shows theawesome67 typing a script for a video that uses
RIAA Head: Hello there Theawesome67! What are you doing?
[Theawesome67 Suddenly looks up]
Theawesome67: Huh? Who's There?
RIAA Head: Don't worry, I am just your friendly RIAA head.
Theawesome67: Heyyy, Arn't you the head of that organization that is trying to ban Tape
recorders, get copyright lessons in school, and spreading lies about copyright
RIAA Head: Yep!
Theawesome67: Ok, well then why are you here?
RIAA Head: Arn't you using copyrighted material for a video?
Theawesome67: Yes, I am using a copyrighted song for a video, but its under fair use.
RIAA Head: Whats fair use?
RIAA Head: Anyway, YOU ARE EVIL!!!!!!
Theawesome67: Oh, well what are you going to do about it huh?
[End of Scene 1]
[Camera then goes to a different angle, shows theawesome67's PC has a BSOD]
Theawesome67: Hey! What'd you do that for?
RIAA Head: You used copyrighted content, so you are funding TERRORISM, and
VIRUSES, and YOUR MAKING THE WORLD WORSE!
Theawesome67: Those are obviously lies, so, how do I get my Computer back?
RIAA Head: You have to watch a RIAA video about copyright! We are calling it The
RIAA Copyright school!
Theawesome67: Oh god... Well, If I have to!
RIAA Head: (Says in high pitched voice) OH GOODY GOODY! (Voice returns to
normal) Well, ROLL THE CLIP
[End of Scene 2]
[Now Animated, Fades in, Steve Minecraft Character using computer]
RIAA Narrator: Hey there steve, what are you doing?
Steve: I am making a sweet video of me killing some mobs!
RIAA Narrator: Well Kewl! Does It use Copyrighted Music?
RIAA Narrator: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Steve: NO NO NO WAIT!!!!
RIAA Narrator: U AR A SEALUH!!!!!!!!!!
Steve: What about Fair use?
RIAA Narrator: Fair Use Was Created by EVIL people, it hurts the CORPERATIONS
Steve: Don't you guys make WAY to much money off of crappy songs? I mean, Its not
like you guys are innocent, just read your contracts you have your “Artists” Sign.
RIAA Narrator: Uhh...
Goes to Colored bars for a second, then returns to animation
RIAA Narrator: just look at this poor talentless pop song artist who just lost nothing.
Pop artist: *Head in arms* *Cries* I can't believe someone uploaded a video that
criticises me, now everyone will know I'm talentless and can't sing. *Puts Head back in
arms and continues crying*
RIAA Narrator: See, see what you did?
Steve: Well, he diserved it!
RIAA Narraror: WHY YOU LITTLE
Cuts to a technicial difficulties screen for a few seconds
Steve: *Now Reading Script in emotionless voice* oh yeah, I should never do that
RIAA Narrator: Good!
[End of Scene 3]
RIAA Narrator: What do you think?
Theawesome67: Well I think... its terrible!
RIAA Narrator: HOW DARE YOU! YOU ARE A STUPID HUMAN BEING, YOU
SHOULD KNOW THAT I AM A GREAT WII THAT ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH,
AND I SHALLTheawesome67: Wait... Your a Wii?
RIAA Narrator: No...
[Theawesome67 gets up from chair and runs, camera angle changes baised on where
[Theawesome67 goes in media room, lifts up wii]
RIAA Narrator: No no no, this is'nt what is looks like, heh... I can explain...
Theawesome67: Ah ha! Your just a wii!
RIAA Narrator: Please...
Theawesome67: I'm Going to turn you off!
[Theawesome67 Unplugs wii]
Theawesome67: well, that should take care of it!
[End of Scene 4]
[Thanks for Watching Screen Appears]
[Subscribe and other screen appears]
[END OF VIDEO]