Deleted Scenes Star Wars 02.01.2015 Edit.pdf

On the screen: Some of

On the screen: Star Wars: A New Hope
Having rescued Princess Leia from the Death Star, Han Solo's
fight is over. He is about to leave with his reward when is
visited by a wise old man.
INT. REBEL BASE - DAY
Han Solo stuffs a few rebel bath towels and bars of soap into
his space age duffle.
HAN SOLO
"May the force be with you?" What a
dork.
We freeze frame on him. On the screen - "Han Solo, played by
Harrison Ford."
Han zips up the bag and slings it over his shoulder.
VOICE (O.S.)
Hey, schmuck, hold up.
Han stops. Crap, he found me. Loud SIGH.
A short, rotund, bald man in robes, staggers into frame,
breathing heavy, clutching his chest.
HAHN SOLO
Didn’t you hear me Making me run
after you! Do I look like, Jesse
Owens?
HAN SOLO
Sorry, Dad.
Another freeze frame. On the screen - "Hahn Solo, played by
Don Rickles."
HAHN SOLO
What’s this fakakta nonsense I hear
about you leaving?
HAN SOLO
I’m sick of these loosers. All they
talk about is, "The Force," this,
the, "Rebellion," that, who gives a
crap? Do you know how long it’s
been since I’ve gotten laid?
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)