GreenLevelClearance Daedalus (PDF)

GREEN  LEVEL  CLEARANCE  TEST  –  DIV  66  –  REF  #  2018D2  

GREEN  LEVEL  CLEARANCE  

Division:  
Class:  

  Division 66
   Spy

Reference:    204812

Agent:  
Date:  
 

  Daedalus

  June 3 2015

Instructions  

The  Black  Watchmen  seek  to  upgrade  the  clearance  of  an  agent  to  Green  Level.  
We  cannot  upgrade  all  agents  to  Green  Level  clearance.  Therefore,  your  
applications  will  be  reviewed  first  by  a  special  committee,  and  then  by  your  
fellow  agents.  All  relevant  personal  data  will  be  redacted.    
Only  complete  applications  will  be  considered.    
Submit  completed  application  to  dispatch@division-­‐66.com  by  20:00UTC  06/10/15.    

Qualifications  
-­‐  Active  member  of  The  Black  Watchmen,  field  experience  required  
-­‐  Adept  with  ranged  and  close  combat  weapons  
-­‐  Qualify  for  Top  Secret  clearance  
-­‐  Qualify  for  Airborne  training  
-­‐  Take  and  pass  the  Formal  Agency  Athletics  Test    
-­‐  Take  and  pass  the  Standard  Agency  Neuropsychology  Exam  
-­‐  Take  and  pass  the  Major  Alchemy  Grand  Exam  
-­‐  Become  a  member  of  the  Preventative  Anti-­‐Interrogation  Network  
-­‐  Having  a  clean  criminal  record  is  not  a  necessity,  but  you  must  not  be  on  a  
Most  Wanted  list  in  your  current  country  of  operations,  or  on  INTERPOL’s  
High  Alert  List  
 

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Part  I:  Background    
 
1. Are  you  currently,  or  have  you  ever  been,  an  enlisted  member  of  a  National  
Military  Organization?  
a. Yes  b.  No  
2. If  No,  skip  to  Part  II  
3. Date  of  enlistment  __/__/__  
4. Age  at  enlistment    ___  
5. Date  of  Discharge    __/__/__  
6. Type  of  Discharge    ________________________  
7. Country    
 
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8. Branch    
 
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9. Rank      
 
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10. Area  of  Operations  ________________________  
11. Co/Trp/Btry      
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12. Commanded  by    
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13. Confirmed  Kills     ________  
 
14. How  and  why  did  you  join  the  military?  
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15. Did  you  receive  any  special  training?  If  yes,  specify:  
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16. Were  you  stationed  overseas?  If  yes,  specify:  
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Part  II:  Details  
 
1. Do  you  possess  any  special  training  outside  the  military?  
Pyrotechnic design, a few weeks of home-made explosives over beers
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with an ex-IRA tech. That counts, right? I also managed to sneak into and complete a
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Div 42 field tactics course. Though I did cheat on the final by sabotaging the other guy's
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radio. And socks. Take that how you will.
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2. Have  you  obtained  any  special  education?  
Apart from the aforementioned Div 42 course, I have completed all work-site-safe courses on fire
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safety.
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3. Are  you  a  member  of  any  non-­‐military  secret  groups  (Freemasons,  etc.)?  
I was named an honorary skull and bones member by Dana Milbank, but that was at a private
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party I crashed, and he was quite drunk at the time. So I doubt the nomination is valid.
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Part  III:  Agency  –  General  
 
1. How  and  why  did  you  enlist  with  the  Agency?  
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It largely began with my ill-fated attempt at vigilantism. And the ill-planned move of attacking
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an agency squad. After I woke up in an interrogation room, and we figured out what a huge
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misunderstanding the whole thing was, I was all for the cause. Apparently catching a squad off
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guard while wearing a dark hood and cape was enough to buy you a single chance at an application.
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Who knew?
 
 
2. What  were  your  experiences  as  a  new  recruit?  How  does  that  affect  your  
relationship  with  new  recruits  today?  
My experiences largely consisted of being better that everyone else. Granted, the other recruits
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were smarter, faster, stronger, and more talented then me in every way. But they didn't cheat
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anywhere near enough. They just couldn't figure out that an obstacle course with "Full field gear
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and conditions" means its perfectly acceptable to bring a sledgehammer and smash half the
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obstacles.
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3. What  is  your  opinion  of  the  weapons  and  equipment  you  have  been  provided  
thus  far?  
While perfectly adequate for our operations, the field equipment issued is entirely too limiting
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for today's enterprising agent. People tend to only see one use for an item, this needs to me
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remedied. Take the telescoping baton for example, there are very few situations in which
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bludgeoning something with it is not a good idea. Further training should be provided to all
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agents on what to bludgeon and when.
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4. Which,  if  any,  additional  weapons  would  you  like  to  see  added  to  the  
Agency  arsenal?  
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This is a hard one, as I bring in many materials from home to supplement my agency approved
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munitions. My two biggest suggestions are a taser taped and wired into the standard issue
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baton, and a wrist mounted flamethrower concealed by the coat of the agent, and activated by
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use of the word "Fire" in some dead language. To create the illusion of magically created flame
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with the ward-breaking effects of scientifically created napalm.
 
5. Describe  your  relationship  to  HQ:  
I love HQ! And that's because I'm fairly certain they won't read beyond that line. In truth, my
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relation to HQ depends largely on how much they need me, and how much of my crap they're
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willing to put up with. On average, I have nothing but respect and half-witty comments for
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command, and they have nothing but fleeting tolerance for me.
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Part  IV:  Agency  –  In  the  Field  
 
1. Describe  your  first  experience  in  the  field  and  your  reaction  to  that  
experience.    
My first experience in the field consisted of a flat tire. My first actually-accomplishing-something
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in the field was a raid on group I wasn't allowed to know the name of in some backwater
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warehouse. My reaction consisted of doing what I was ordered, in creative and blunt ways.
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The commander told me later he expected me to pull their truck's spark plugs, not drive it
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through a wall into their bar and through their liquor shelves. I felt disabling their vehicle and
  demoralizing their troops was a double win.
 
2. Describe  your  last  active  mission,  and  how  your  participation  actively  
contributed  to  your  team’s  success.  
My last active mission was fairly simple. Getting a picture of the multimedia tower nearby
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because it had those tasty cell-phone relays Blue was looking for. The mission consisted of
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running to the tower, hoping a fence, then telling the security guard who came driving up that
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I was only there looking for a Frisbee that had gone over. Exciting? No. Hilarious? Yes.
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3. Have  you  ever  been  wounded  in  the  field?  If  yes,  describe  the  experience,  
and  how  it  will  be  avoided  in  the  future.  
My single field injury haunts me to this day, serving as a dark reminder of how the loss of
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control, during any situation, can have unforeseen consequences. During the aforementioned
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flat tire, and unmentioned lack of a spare, in a moment of rage and weakness, I kicked the flat
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with a surprising amount of force. The resulting sprained toe is a constant reminder to me of
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the importance of self control. I also wear steel toed shoes on every mission now.
 
4. Have  you  ever  lost  a  fellow  agent  in  the  field?  If  yes,  describe  the  
experience,  and  how  it  will  be  avoided  in  the  future.  
I have yet to lose a fellow agent in the field. Largely because the agents teamed up with me
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are already aware of my reputation, and don't need an invitation to follow me in running away
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from the ticking box I so carefully placed down.
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5. Describe  your  preferred  methods  when  dealing  with  local  authorities  and  
military  personnel  in  the  field.  How  do  you  avoid  detection  and  
engagement?  
How to deal with them? Don't. Avoid if at all possible, and lie your way out if not. As a rule,
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these people don't care what you're doing unless you're holding the ticking bomb. Even then
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they'll probably believe you just found it there. Probably. I'd say a solid two thirds of the
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times it's happened.
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6. Describe  your  most  recent  experience  gathering  information  
(reconnaissance,  hacking,  interrogating  prisoners,  etc).  
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I'm going to be considerably more honest with you than most other agents. I get all my
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interrogation techniques from TV. But, they work well enough. Despite my requests to command
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I was not allowed to interrogate BLUCRU5. So that would make my intel gathering the last active
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mission mentioned above. I still can't believe that Frisbee thing worked.
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Part  V:  Agency  –  Green  Level  
 
1. Beyond  your  agency  training,  what  special  skills  can  you  offer  the  agency?  
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A well developed list of non-agency-contacts ensures that I can operate in a few dozen places
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at once without agency ties. As for my direct special skills they largely revolve around my
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total disregard for the laws of Man and God in order to achieve a optimal mission result. If the
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rest of the division hadn't been too squeamish to terminate Gwen and brainwash Msika into
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forgetting her when I said so, Captain Patrick would still be with us.
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2. Why  do  you  deserve  Green  Level  clearance?  
My expertise in the field of black ops has been well noted by both my test scores and other agents.
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In
the words of one "I know everyone in the agency knows what happens if they don't put you at
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least
up for the [REDACTED] The place will be gone before the [REDACTED] even goes up" 1.
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My
skills
have inspired both confidence and respect among other agents "Pasadena is lost,
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Daedalus
do your thing." 2. My combat prowess is well known throughout the fine agents of
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division
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"Because you might have inadvertently summoned Daedalus who would proceed to
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fight
everything
with fire."3. Even command has recognized my talent "Nice work Daedalus!"4.
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and
my
ability
to
bring the best out of other agents is unsurpassed "I was dragged in to this by
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Daedalus,
blame
him"5.
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But, the completely in context statements from my fellow agents aside, the agency needs an
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agent who's willing to do what it takes, and burn down any village in the name of the operation.
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Being deserving of level Green is irrelevant, the world needs people like me to be level Green
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agents.
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Besides, Green agents probably have a high mortality rate anyway, and can rig a bomb to my heartrate.
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Ref.
1. Agent RININGEAR. [REDACTED]
2. Agent Catalyst. http://forums.blackwatchmen.com/index.php?threads/rupture-1-temporal-degradation-detected.387/#post-5765
3. Agent Bats, http://forums.blackwatchmen.com/index.php?threads/welcome-thread.8/page-5#post-1210
4. Anashel, http://forums.blackwatchmen.com/index.php?threads/black-watchmen-phone-tablet-backgrounds.83/#post-1246

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