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One hot, humid, rainy night in New Guinea a dark shadow crept into a house. It
let out a screech and attacked a sleeping woman. Then the lights came on, and her
husband grabbed a shotgun and fired away. But his wife was dead. Then he called the
police. When they got to the house they looked at it 1 with surprise. It looked like a ten
foot long lizard with huge claws. It was light brown with a little green here and there. But
its back legs were much longer than its front.
They sent it to the New Guinea Science Institution. The scientists were puzzled.
Then one day Dr. Eaton came in and said, “That looks strangely like a dinosaur. But I
can't figure out what kind. I know a paleontologist working in Montana. I'll mail it to him.”
Meanwhile, in the badlands of Montana, Dr. Alan Grant was excavating an
Albertosaurus, a large carnivore that lived in the area during the Cretaceous period. Dr.
Ellie Grant2 was looking at a big package that was addressed to Alan. “Alan,” she called.
“Just a moment,” he called. “Yes?” he said, stepping into the trailer.
“This package is for you,” said Ellie.
“Hmm, it's awfully big,” said Alan as he opened it. “What the!” he said. “This looks
strangely like a velociraptor, but it's bigger. Must be a deinonychus. 3 Well don't tell me
Hammond's at it again!” he almost shouted.
“Oh no!” Ellie said. “Hmm, it's from New Guinea. Wait a minute! Don't you think
that would be an ideal environment for dinosaurs?” 4
They identified it as a deinonychus and sent back the information.





Right here in the first paragraph is, to me, one of the funniest parts of the story. We clearly intended the pronoun
“it” to represent the dinosaur that attacked the sleeping woman. However, just as clearly, the antecedent of the
pronoun “it” as the text is written is “the house.” Throughout the rest of the first paragraph, and even the second
paragraph, every time the word “it” appears one can imagine that “it” means “the house.”
In this continuity, Ellie Sattler married Alan Grant in between Jurassic Park and our sequel. The film Jurassic
Park and Michael Crichton's novel had some major differences, and we followed the film on some points and
the novel on some others. For instance, Ellie and Alan were romantically involved in the film but not in the
novel. (Strangely, in Crichton's novel, despite being “Dr. Sattler,” Ellie is also described by Alan as still being in
school and as being his student. I guess she went back to school for another degree after getting her Ph.D.? Or
more likely Crichton didn't understand the difference between grad students and post-docs.)
The deinonychus was a larger relative to the velociraptors that Jurassic Park made famous. In reality,
velociraptors were smaller than those portrayed in the movie. The velociraptors of the movie were more like the
deinonychuses of reality. We didn't want our sequel to be a total rehash of the original, of course – so we
replaced the main villain dinosaurs with another species that was functionally identical! And we did the same
thing for the T-rex, replacing it with another large carnivore, allosaurus. Oh, and also, the concept of mailing the
complete carcass of a ten foot long dinosaur from New Guinea to Montana is pretty amazing. This is similar to
something that happens in Crichton's novel, but there, Dr. Grant is sent a fax of an X-ray of a dinosaur specimen
that was found in Costa Rica.
Cue ominous music.