What If...We Had Narrators (PDF)

What If...We Had Narrators?
By
Joe Betteridge

What If...

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INT. LIVING ROOM
We see two guys watching a movie on a sofa in a dim lit
room.
NARRATOR
We our hero starting his day like
normal when suddenly...
LEE
Dude I always wondered what would
life be like if we suddenly had a
narrator? wouldn’t it be cool?
SAM
I don’t know, that may sound cool
but it also sounds like it would
get annoying after a while?
LEE
Nah it would be awesome, think
about it.
FADE OUT
INT. BEDROOM
We see lee waking up.
NARRATOR
We see Lee waking up on this
marvelous day feeling in tip top
shape. Then then goes to the
bathroom to freshen himself up for
the day.
QUICK CUT
INT. LIVING ROOM
SAM
Hold up, wouldn’t the Narrator
narrate every little detail you do
in the bathroom?
LEE
I guess... that makes sense.
QUICK CUT

2.

INT. BATHROOM
Lee is brushing his teeth.
NARRATOR
Lee is brushing his teeth putting
his tooth brush in and out, in and
out, in and out in andLee stops looks a bit annoyed and proceeds to brush.
NARRATOR
And out.
Lee stops for a few seconds and spits.
NARRATOR
And spits.
lee then starts showering.
NARRATOR
Lee then starts to shower by
washing his hair, and then proceeds
to wash his crotQUICK CUT
INT. LIVING ROOM
LEE
Hold up there, ain’t that a bit too
much information dude?
SAM
(Sigh)
Fine lets skip to later then.
QUICK CUT
INT. LIVING ROOM
We see lee sitting on the sofa watching TV and suddenly he
gets a call from his friend.
NARRATOR
Lee receives a call from his
friend.

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3.

LEE
Yo Sam...yea you can come
round...the door is unlocked.
NARRATOR
Lee is now expecting is friend to
arrive.
LEE
(angry)
I know I Literally just said that.
NARRATOR
Lee then proceeds to argue with the
narrator.
Lee points and looks up to the ceiling
LEE
Shut up you!
NARRATOR
Lee tells the Narrator to shut up.
Lee points again but gives up.
NARRATOR
Lee gives up in his attempt to
argue with the Narrator.
Lee gives a mean look up and continues to watch TV until he
hears the door opening and closing.
NARRATOR
That must be Sam is what Lee must
be thinking.
Lee then begins to shake his fist up in anger, but then
calms down when his friend arrives.
LEE
Sup dude.
SAM
I’m alright how are things?
Sam proceeds to sit next to Lee.
LEE
Well I have this annoyi-

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4.

NARRATOR AND NARRATOR 2
Lee/Sam proceeds to greet each
other and ask about his daBoth Sam and Lee both look in shock.
NARRATOR
Wait who are you?
Sam and Lee look up to the left.
NARRATOR 2
I’m the Narrator.
Sam and Lee look up to the right.
NARRATOR
(Hostile)
I’m the Narrator here, this is my
turf.
Sam and Lee look up to the left.
NARRATOR 2
(Hostile)
Well its mine now.
Sam and Lee look up to the right.
NARRATOR
(Hostile)
Then lets take this outside.
NARRATOR 2
Fine.
Sam and Lee here a door opening and close then sounds of
fighting and bashing against walls and doors.
QUICK CUT
INT. LIVING ROOM
LEE
okay...maybe that wouldn’t be cool.
SAM
I agree.
Then its pans slowly to a man on a stool with a bandaged
face and a book in his hand.

(CONTINUED)

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5.

NARRATOR
The end.
THE END