SYSTEM DEAMONS AND YOU (PDF)

Utter Evil Education Courses
wtf is wrong with me I don’t even play this game anymore lel

PRESENTS…

SYSTEM DEAMONS AND YOU
The survival guide for dummies,
People with tunnel-vision,
And other guys wiping the raid

THIS IS YOU.

It’s the most generic aurin
female I could come up
with. Whatever.
She’s also serving as the
most common AWESOME
role ever, aka

THE DAMAGE PER SECONDER.

THEY ARE UGLY.
AND BORING.
DONT STARE AT
THEM ITS A
WASTE OF DPS

THOSE ARE THE SYSTEM DEAMONS.

THIS IS A DPS METER.
THIS IS WHAT DECIDES YOUR WORTH DURING THE RAID.
You musn’t ever speak about it, if asked you must not care, but
YOU DO NEED IT.

Also lol random old
dps meter ss I could
find, derp

Tanks have shitty responsibility, healers have even shitter responsibility, so
obviously dpses have none which is why they have time to race each other on
some useless hiscore table. WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD DO IT.

WAT TO DO
*insert fightining animation hier*

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS DURING RAIDING WHEN RAIDING IS DONE PROPERLY.
Not proper raiding is: being afk, being dead, being dc’d, doing gazillion ready
checks, fapping and doing other stuff that doesn’t involve spamming your dps
rotation.
REMEMBER, YOU ARE ONLY WORTH WAT THE HOLY DPS METER TELLS NEXT
TO YOUR NAME!!!!!!!

THIS FITE HAS GROUPS
YOU ARE EITHER ON NORTH OR ON SOUTH.

If you are north,
you stay NORTH.
IF YOU ARENT NORTH UR A LOSER

If you are south
you stay SOUTH.
IF YOU ARENT NORTH UR A LOSER

FUCKING PURGE
To make the rankings more fucked up, there’s a random rng aids shit
called PURGE.
It looks like this:

If u dont know if u got purge u get
aura mastery!!!!!!!!!!!!
thinking = dps loss
always use addons if u can!!!!!!!!!!!!

ur telegraph color
might vary cus u use a
gay color

IF YOU GET IT, YOU WANT TO STAND STILL SO NOBODY ELSE GETS IT.
IT MAKES YOU SPECIAL.
THE MORE PEOPLE GET IT THE LESS SPECIAL YOU ARE.
EXTRA EGO POINTS IF YOU DOUBLE JUMP AS ITS ABOUT TO EXPLODE.
MAYBE EMI WILL PRAISE U (not rly).

MOAR RED SHIT
ITS BAD 4 UR NUMBERS
(dead dps = 0 dps)

MOVE OUT OF IT
PEOPLE WHO AVOID R AWESUM
+2 swag and whining rights post wipe

TELEPORTING
ONCE SOMEONE YELLS

DPS DOWNSTAIRS

YOU RUN FOR THE PORTAL.
Downstairs has mobs. ITS AOE FITE SO MOAR DPS. POP UR SHIT CUS IT SHOWS ON
DPS METER!!!!!!!!!! ez wai to get moar numbers!!!11!
STUN FOR PURPLE HP BARS! ITS DOUBLE DPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!