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ARCHIVE FOOTAGE OF A DEMOLITION DURBY

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The narrator is straight out of a motocross commercial

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Demolition Derby’s

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DEMOLITION DERBY

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ARCHIVE FOOTAGE OF MOTOCROSS
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Motorcross

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MOTOCROSS
ARCHIVE FOOTAGE OF EXTEME BMX

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BMX to the XXX

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BMX
ARCHIVE FOOTAGE OF BASE JUMPING

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Base Jumping

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BASE JUMPING
NARRATOR (CONT’D)
All of them have nothing on this.
ARCHIVE FOOTAGE OF HORSE RACINING

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Particularly intense horse musculature, can’t make out its a
horse yet.
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People screaming passionately from the stands

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Jockey’s faces close up, angry, and hungry for a win.

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Horses racing as fast as they can, intense and spectacular.

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Equine Punishment 2016

Cut between various clips of impressive horse racing, and
tragically impressive horse racing failures.

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Glory!
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Passion!
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Racing
(beat)
PUNISHMENT!

Horse collapses his race

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NARRATOR (CONT’D)
Come see 50 drug addicted horses
race for their own survival.
(beat.)
Winner takes all, losers get Glued
(beat.)
Its like hunger games, but more
foal.
(beat.)
Bred for one thing!
(beat.)
Your entertainment!
(beat.)
They’ll die for you!
(beat.)
Cant say that about Ricky
Carmichael!
(beat.)
Even if you hate horses come
support the gambling industry
(beat.)
Because fuck it, we’re all doomed
anyway.
(beat.)
Saddle up for

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HUGE AWESOME TITLE : EQUINE PUNISHMENT 2016