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THE OFFICIAL XO WEEKLY DIGEST
for

March 16–23, 2016


NICK DENTON, GAWKER,
EXPERIENCE UNEJOYABLE
FORCIBLE SODOMY FOR THE
FIRST TIME EVER
In a victory for the ages, this week saw the jury
return a verdict in the Hulk Hogan v. Gawker
invasion-of-privacy suit. Despite Hogan claiming
$100 million in damages, the jury sided with
Hogan, awarding him $125 million in
compensatory damages, later adding an
additional $35 million in punitive damages
against Gawker—as well as holding Gawker
CEO Nick Denton and chillingly creepy former
editor A.J. Daulerio liable in their personal
capacities—brining the total jury award against
the Gawker defendants to $150 million.
Following the jury’s award of punitive damages,
Denton provided a rambling, incoherent
response to the Hogan verdict—effectively
asserting that, because Hogan is a racist,
Gawker should have prevailed—the discussion of
which proliferated quickly due to many poasters
inability to understand the Rules of Evidence
and general lack of RAW INTELLECTUAL
HORSEPOWER.


Vol. 1, Issue # 1





TRUMP HIGHLIGHTS
• As expected, TRUMP won the Arizona
GOP primary by a beautiful &
YUUUUUUUGE margin.
• An anti-TRUMP SuperPAC ostensibly
led by GOP operative Liz “Campaign Kiss
of Death” Mair released an image
advertisement attacking Mrs. Melania
Trump by using a taste—albeit nude—
photo of Mrs. Trump’s from her infamous
2000 GQ photo shoot.
In response,
TRUMP tweeted that he will be forced to
“spill the beans” on Lyin’ Ted Cruz’s
disgusting shrew wife, Heidi. The shitlib
attack machine d/b/a the mainstream
media has expectedly focused exclusively
on TRUMP’s “threat” against Lyin’ Ted
Cruz’s disgusting shrew wife.
• The boart is, however, deeply divided on
whether or not TRUMP will prevail in the
Wisconsin GOP primary, which is held on
April 5, 2016. These significant fissures on
the degree a TRUMP victory or loss even
matters are expected to continue and
deepen in the coming days and weeks.

Fixation of the Week: “Prole Tell” Threading
Sprung from a long thread discussing proles’ obsession with Disney World (summarized
here), the boart proceeded to produce, at minimum, an astounding twenty-seven threads
containing the verbatim term “prole tell.”


DBG & PDDJ Drama Updates
DBG & PDDJ were fairly quiet this past week—with one significant and notable
exception. DBG began running the infamous “2nd Cousin threading” shtick on PDDJ irl,
and—needless to say—it did not go well.
a dr. ned pointsman production

A1

THE OFFICIAL XO WEEKLY DIGEST
for

March 16–23, 2016




SJW Insanity: Quick Takes

The RSF & Azn Tinder Slut Saga
In a multi-thread saga—centered on a
280-poast RSF thread—xo has spent the
week categorically captivated by not only
the depths of azn girls’ demonstrated
depravity in pursuit of white man cock.
The saga was undoubtedly prolonged by
RSF—one again—poasting numerous
NSFW photos that the aforementioned
azn tinder slut sent him.
As expected, the boart’s most prominent
and awful azn “males” threw a hissy fit
and clutched their pillow girlfriends to feel
better.





Huffington Post article explicitly
comparing the plight of a white man’s
15-year sentence of hard labor to the
author’s day-to-day experience of living
in America as a black woman.

A Columbia University studentpenned article, responding to the
Brussels terror attacks, boiled down to
blaming the attacks on “the hatred that
may have spawned such violence in the
first place.”

Emory University students, in
response to “apparent pro-Trump
chalkings” that appeared on campus one
night, were apparently so thoroughly
traumatized that the were forced to flee
to University-provided “safe spaces”
a.k.a. “coddling to fascists.”

FORCED FAILED MEME of WEEK
• Tommy Turdskin’s attempted pivot from referring to Caucasian poasters as
“cumsKKKins” to “BIRDSHITS” has been an abject and total failure—and provides further
compelling evidence TT suffers from a neurodegenerative disorder that is worsening at an
alarmingly rapid clip.
• Honorable Mention: While nowhere near as terrible as “BIRDSHITS,” many poasters
have decried the seemingly inexplicable ‘ThinkPad’ meme—many comparing it to 2015’s
‘Pigeon’ meme.

MOST VALUABLE POASTER AWARD
This week’s MVP award goes to: dr. ned pointsman, tp, yrs trly.
The basis of ned’s decision to award this week’s MVP to ned was primarily based on
(1) ned’s contributions to an ever-growing—currently 175+ poast—thread containing
longread articles; and
(2) the fact ned spent his entire morning assembling this document and has thoroughly
pissed off his wife in doing so.

a dr. ned pointsman production

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