EURO 2016 FINAL.pdf


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PORTUGAL

The Portuguese Men of War will be entering the UEFA European Championship Final
with the kind of momentum that can only be achieved when a bunch of other
countries make sacrifices to help you out of debt because you’re too unbridled and
irresponsible to get the job done yourself. And yet they wield the deathblade that is
Cristiano Ronaldo, along with a couple backup throwing knives in the forms of Nani
and Renato Sanches. Will they be underdogs? Probably. Should they be? Probably.
Will they still win the whole damn thing? Probably.
So, let’s take a look at how this Portuguese bunch affiliates with its historical
brethren.