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Dutch National Discussion & Commotion Calendar 2017 • #ophefkalender
January

February

March

April

z 1

New Year went smoothly //
1st baby of 2017 born

w 1

January 2017 was the hottest
January ever, since weather
measurements are monitored

w 1

Geert Wilders makes a super
Political party "Geenpeil" does
z 1
violent statement in De Telegraaf
not appear to be a joke

m 2

New Year's dive babe 2017

d 2

Groundhog day…, but was not
that Yesterday too? And day
before yesterday?...

d 2

Mark Rutte makes a sincerely
statement in De Telegraaf

Lousy weather day

v 3 sincerely statement in De

d 3

w 4

d 5

Millions of euros in damage
during New Year
Intends to really start with my
good intentions-day next week
Colleague still giving 3 kissing at
welcome

z 4

z 5

v 6

The 3 Kings' day? One king is
already too much

m 6

z 7

3:00 am: "Stiekem gedanst Toontje Lager" (Dutch song)

d 7

Superbowl

z 5

Snowmageddon 2017

d 7

Christmas tree removal day

w 8

Flu epidemic 2017

m 9

Houseplants day

d 9

Frisian ice masters come together d 9

d 10

First anniversary of David Bowie
death

v 10

w 11

Colleague already claims his/her
z 11 Winter holiday traffic jam
summer holiday period now

z 14

z 15

The actual Christmas tree
removal day

List overview of most popular
names for babies in 2016

w 18 25th Christmas day

d 19

It giet net oan
(Frisian for "It doesn't go on")

Trump offends China with a
tweet

w 15

Unsubscribe gym. Again did not
meet my good intentions

z 18

z 19 First lambs born

Riots during Trump's presidential
v 20
m 20
inauguration

z 21 Sharpening the ice-skates

d 21

First crocuses spotted, nature is
totally upset

z 28

Carnival // Oscars Awards
ceremony

m 27 More carnival…

d 28

Dutch below the rivers
completely exhausted

Start impeachment procedure
against Trump

...Ok, I am really really going to
d 31 start with my good intentionsday February 1st.

Wimbledon cancelled due to rain d 3

z 4

What exactly do we celebrate at
d 4
Pentecost?

Oak processionary nuisance

m 5 Hey! A 2nd Pentecost day…nice! w 5

d 6

v 7

m7

z 8

Commotion about NPO summer
d 8
television schedule

d 5

d 5

Amsterdam Gay Pride 2017

w 6 Oldest human in the world died

v 6

Dafne Schippers wins golden
medal at world championships

d 7

z 7

z 9 No public holidays in July, stupid! w 9 Mosquito nuisance 2017

z 9 Rumors about the new iPhone

w 10

VNL drops out from government
z
formation

Stacks of flyers with drilling
equipment advertisements

m 10

d 10 First Christmas music at 3FM

z 10

z 11 Fathers Day? Is this today?

d 11

Wilders recalls Dutch cabinet
from summer holidays

v 11

m 11

French populists did not win the
Trump offends Mexico with a
w 12
elections
tweet

z 12

Begin "Zwarte Pieten" discussion
Prime minister Krol discredited
d 11
2017
before his inauguration

10

d 13

30th Easter day, eating last white
Best Kept Secret festival camping
d 15
z
chocolate eggs
overloaded

z 13

Black Saturday
15 (traffic jams due to holiday
traffic)

m 14

Dutch campsites suffers water
floods

z 21

w 21 summer, but it is super cold

v 21

joke

First anniversary of Prince's
death

6:24h, begin of the astronomical

v 21

outside

z 22

m 22

z 23

Marine Le Pen far from being the
d 23 Balcony scene new government
new president of France

Drain blisters at Via Gladiola
(Nijmegen Marches)

"Oliebollen" party

Bauke Mollema wins Vuelta a
España

d 10

v 10

z

10

Set up/decorate your Christmas
tree day

Norwegian populists do not win
the elections

w 11

z 11 Sintemaartenmikmak

m 11

w 13

v 13

Unread books from the summer
z 14 Autumn holiday traffic jam
holiday back in the cabinet

w 29

Voter on TV regrets that he/she
voted on 50+ party

m 29

z 29

z 30 Amsterdam day (former Queen's d 30
day)

w 31

First disagreement within new
government

Second busy rush hour on the
road of the year

d 14

Police intercepts a large amount
of illegal fireworks

2017 most likely to be the hottest
w 15 year ever, since weather
v
measurements are monitored

15 Christmas drinks @work day

d 16

z

16

v 17

Black Friday is really not a Dutch
z
tradition

17

First Christmas shop windows
z 18 spotted, while Sinterklaas is still
ongoing

w 18

m 18 Will there be a white Christmas?

Again no white Christmas this
year

d 21 Christmas gifts @work day

about their salaries.

d 22

v 22

What rhymes with
"meteorological autumn"?

z 22 Faraoke day

w 22

v

w 23

z 23

New iPhone is somewhat
disappointing

m 23 Exit Angela Merkel

d 23

Thanksgiving is really not a Dutch
z
feast

Peter Sagan wins the rainbow
z 24
jersey again

d 24

Radio 2 Top 2000 voting week.
v 24
z
Rage Against the Machine-event

m 25

w 25

z 25 Discussion & Commotion

w 26 Snake escapes in Odiliapeel

Black Saturday
z 26 (traffic jams due to holiday
traffic)

d 26

The John F. Kennedy files are
d 26 released. Mafia appears to be
concerned... Or not...

z 26 Order presents online evening

d 27 Stranded whales

z 27 Striking French government

w 27

v 27

m 27

d 28

Again commotion about that strip
New local political party
z 28 of Dirk-Jan, where he is physically d 28
participates in local elections
move the clock

Sagan wins green jersey with a
wheelie at Champs Elysées

That surprise present become an
obstacle in home day

3FM DJs for "Het glazen huis"

v 25

Steven Kruijswijk wins the Giro
d'Italia

d 14

d 21 event announced. Commotion

d 25

z 28

Commotion turns out to be a
carnival association stunt

z 21

z 25

Maurice de Hond did a new poll,
Breakthrough government
v 28
which is finally taken seriously
formation

w 13

d 21

d 25

d 28

Pull the straws with each others
names on it

m 21 Great American Solar Eclipse

z 25 Begin week of the Books

m 26

Yearly discussion about child
vaccination program

m 13

w 20

z 24

Begin Ramadan; A lot of
z 27 commotion about Geert Wilders' d 27
tweets

m 16

d 17
Train the royal horses at the
beach day

Fry BBQ meat leftover in the
baking pan

d 12 Michelin stars/guide 2018

m 20

v 24 Week of the Books prom

v 26

z 15

Riots during Sinterklaas
arrival/welcome

v 20

Dogs died due to effects of blueWhatsApp adjusts its privacy
m 24
d 24
green algae
policy

Sinterklaas?..No, wait, it is the
Elections Somaliland
m 27
d 27 King, beside that exactly the
underexposed in the mass media
same city tour (King's day)

Do not walk underneath the
ladder day

New local political party
participates in local elections

z 12

d 19

Martin Bril meant something else
Number of school exam
m 24
w 24
with skirts-day
complains remarkably large

Discussion about Royal family
costs

Coming-out-day, rainbow flags
everywhere

Tom Dumoulin becomes world
w 20
champion time trial cycling

Striking Dutch part Belgium
government

z 23

w 26

Last BBQ-day of 2017

Striking French part Belgium
z 20
government

z 19

v 23 Wolf spotted in Overijssel

Government formation
completely deadlocked

9

First BBQ-day of 2017

Confused man with suspicious
Bring that one clean short, which
d 19 briefcase turns out to be the new d 19 did not need to be washed, to the z 19
Dutch minister of finance
laundry day

z 22 Striking French truck drivers

Eid al-Fitr, commotion about
Geert Wilders tweet

Rhyme words day
Sinterklaas evening traffic jam

z

First "kruidnoten" available at the
z 17
supermarket

d 22

d 25 Ascension day // Towel day

d 5

Already short daytime
lights…dark early again

d 17

Irrelevant commotion turns out

Make your surprise present day

d 9

m 17

d 20

m 4

m 9

z 17

d 20

"Zwarte Piet" is international
news

Facebook overloaded with
#yearinreview movies

w 17

Clean your BBQ and garden
z 20
furniture day

Max Verstappen honoured

8

m 17 Second Easter brunch day

Snoop Dogg is canonized &
d 20
Secretary's Day

3

v

z 16 Striking French farmers

Spring begins, but it is still
m 20
freezing cold

z

w 8

z 16 First Easter brunch day

Tom Dumoulin loses the yellow
jersey

Failure at national post office
company PostNL

Begin firework discussion 2017

40th anniversary of Elvis Presley
Commotion about Royal golden
w 16
z 16
death
coach costs

w 19

2

d 7

Crafts for Fathers day made at
v 16
school take away day

m 19

z

Square wheels day (national
railways)

d 12

m 18

News overview 2017, but still 2
months to go…

First anniversary of Leonard
Cohen death

Steven Kruijswijk conquers the
d 16
pink jersey in the Giro d'Italia

z

Queen again at 1st place Radio2
Top 2000

d 7

v 15 Cassini crashes on Saturnus

A soldier walks a really fast time
Oh, phoo…lucky me, it is Fathers
Lowlands festival campsite
18
d 18 at 1st day of Four Days Nijmegen v 18
day today
suffers water floods
Marches

1

End "Zwarte Pieten" discussion
2017

m 15

d 18 Oldest man in the world died

d 15

v

w 6

d 12

d 14

December

Dieuwertje Blok day

First busy rush hour on the road
of the year

Governments state budget leaked
v 8 to media (in advance of
z 8
Prinsjesdag)

24:00h: Eve of War (War of the
worlds)

w 1

m 6

z 15 National buy your food day

v 19

v 31

z 5

Many traffic jams to Dutch
beaches

Discussion about song festival in
Oerol festival campsite
v 9
Ukraine
overloaded

Paris-Roubaix dustier than ever
seen

w 19

d 30

z 4

Week of children's books lasts
much longer than a week..really
scary...

d 9

z 9

z 19

Commotion about that strip of
z 26 Dirk-Jan, where he is physically
move the clock

(Do not eat) animal day

m 8

Maurice de Hond polls turns out
Easter bread in your lunchbox
d 18
to be completely wrong
day

Henk Krol steps out of the
negotiations very angry

w 4

Willie Wartaal is new presenter
of "zomergasten" (TV show)

v 14 Good Friday

d 21 to be an unsuccessful April 1st

m 4

w 7

Doing complicated about which
Oh, phoo…lucky me, it is Mothers
z 14
w 14 Exam results: #geslaagt trending v 14 books to read this summer
day today
holidays

z 18

Stigmatizing girls toys in the toys
v 3
advertisement flyers

Mothers Day? Is this today?

d 13

Elections turnout to be
historically low

d 3

z 7

d 13

w 15

z 3

v 7

Create an excuse because Ajax
z 13 will become champion, but it is
also Mothers Day tomorrow

Maurice de Hond election polls:
biggest victory for PVV

September 2017 was the hottest
September ever, since weather d 2
measurements are monitored

d 6

m 12

m 13

m 2

measurements are monitored

Stacks of flyers with perfumes
advertisements

d 8 Still nice long daytime lights

November

00:01h: Wake up Billy Joe
Armstrong from Green Day

z 6

z 8

Drinking beer at the Lepelaar in
Jisp

z 5

October
z 1

August 2017 was the wettest

v 4

SBS6 announced a very
controversial television program z 6
in September

Eid al-Adha, discussion about
ritual slaughter

d 6 Thick sweaters day

Disappointed tourists at

#ophefkalender • @msteeman

Way too many tourists at
Amsterdam day

Champions League finale…lazy on
m 3
the sofa

Nieuwsblad"

z 29

m 30

Do we have a day-off during
Dutch Liberation Day?

z 2 August ever, since weather

3

Spring cycling events begins with

z 25 Belgium "Omloop het

z 26

Eating ragout from your
employer's Christmas gift

v 5

Smog alarm Mexico City

Crafts for Mothers day made at
school take away day

d 23

v 27

National remembrance of the
WWII-victims

Contador withdraws from Tour
w 2
de France with broken collarbone

v 12

d 23

d 26

d 4

z 2

w 12

m 23 Blue Monday

First chocolate Easter eggs
spotted in the supermarket

High level agreement
government formation: 50+, PVV, z
SP, VVD, CDA, and VNL

v 1

Small politic parties held own
final debate in 'The Bar'

w 22

w 25

d 4

w 3

Pinkpop festival campsite
overloaded

September

Dutch TV program
"Zomergasten" invites a very
controversial guest speaker

z 12

w 22

v 24 Oldest Dutchman died

v 2

August

Begin Tour de France, high
d 1
expectations from Tom Dumoulin

d 11

z 22

Dutch animated movie
d 24
nominated for Oscar Award

d 2

July
z 1

Small politic parties not invited
for final debate

Begin government formation
v 17 negotiations between 50+ party
and PVV
Huishoudbeurs traffic jam
(Household exhibition)

Damn it, damn it!… Yearly tax
declaration forgotten

m 10

Election advertisements daubed
50+ party biggest winner
d 16
d 16
in Rotterdam
elections

v 17

June
d 1

z 11

Award

m 13

Far too extensive documentary
about Jesse Klaver in the Dutch
television

d 14 Disappointed at the mailbox day d 14 Pi-day

The Velsertunnel reopened
m 16 again…And closed again, due to
high truck

d 17

w 8 International Women's Day

"De Jeugd van Tegenwoordig"

week.

Trump offends Russia with a
tweet

v 10

d 12 with my good intentions-day next z 12 unexpectedly wins a Grammy

v 13 Black cats avoiding day

m3

Everywhere red PvdA roses in the
Government formation still
w5
malls
completely deadlocked

m 6

z 8

...Ok, I am really going to start

Strade Bianche (road bicycle
race)

The Dutch works during the
International Workers' day

beers and fries

Volkskrant
It is a bit embarrassing that your
Christmas tree is still standing in z 4
your room

m 1

Tour of Flanders, watching TV on

z 2 the sofa with heavy Belgium

Lodewijk Asscher makes a

v 3

May

22

23 Festivus for the rest of us

24

Do you want to go to
church?…No me neither

Will there be a Dutch National

m 25 First Christmas day

Calendar 2018?

Let me now make an
w 28 appointment to change my
winter tires

v 28

m 28

d 29

z 29 Striking Belgium railways

d 29

v 30

z 30 Striking French wine farmers

w 30

m 31

d 31

New iPhone breaks all sales
records

Hurricane threats to go on land in
Facebook adjusts its privacy
v 29
USA
policy

z 30

d 26 Second Christmas day

Commotion about hazing, which
w 27 Third fireworks victim
ran out of control

d 28

First air ambulances from the
Alps landed in the Netherlands
Far too less Pantera songs in
Radio2 Top 2000

z 29

Max Verstappen wins his first F1
w 29 Saint Pancakes
world championship in Mexico

v

29

m 30

How to adjust the dashboard
clock again?

z

30 Champagne shortage day

d 31

Saint Martin is more fun, less
American and less scary

z

31

d 30

New local political party
participates in local elections

Pets lay shaking and scared under
the bed day


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