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Tom unboxes his Akimbo. Grabs phone and dials number
Hey Friend, How you going?
Hey Buddy, Pretty good. You?
Alright. Look I cant really chat, I
just got my Akimbo and Im really
psyched to climb on it.
But you called me
I gotta go. Talk soon though
Tom gets in his car and starts driving. Dials number.
Hey Buddy, how you going?
Actually Ive been having trouble
Thats awesome Buddy. Great stuff.
Well I have to go now. I just got
my Akimbo and I’m gonna go out and
climb on it.
Then why did you
See ya Buddy
Car arives at site full of giant trees. Tom gets out, puts on
climbing bag, starts walking, dials another number.
Hey Guy. What you up to?
Im climbing on my Akimbo.
Awekward silence. Tom hangs up the phone.
Hey mate, what you up to?
Just enjoying a mango. Whats up?
I just got an Akimbo
Its a new SRT climbing tool
What like the spiderjack?
Thats a doubled rope tool
So like a lockjack?
Also not for SRT
Like a Jackmaster?
Thats a wanking tool mate
So its a climbing tool made for
Sounds like a wankers tool to me
Fair enough, enjoy your mango
How are you now?
Good and you?
Not so bad
Just got the Akimbo
What’s it like?
Don’t know yet, but I have one
You're not just calling up everyone
you know bragging about having a
tool are you?
Oh good, cause that would be kind
of sad. You know, like those people
who line up overnight for the next
Only so they can show off to their
friends that they have their hands
on a marginally improved device.
I mean, its okay to get some
enjoyment out of owning something,
but people who take joy from other
people not having things are kind
of sad. You know what I mean?
Anyway I have to go, got a life to
live outside of the internet. Have
a good day now.
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