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EXT. SPACE - IN THE FAR FUTURE
There is a myriad of stars, asteroids, and planets.

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NELSON (V.O.)
Captain’s log, date: S01 E01, finally
I have my ship. It’s time to achieve
everything I’ve always known I was
destined for. To lead my crew to see
what so few as seen, to make a
difference, to further humanity, to go
down in history, to have everyone know
your name, to have everyone want to be
your friend, to have everyone want to
be you.

A splat sound is heard.

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INT. BRIDGE - CONTINUOUS

A Banana peel hits the window.
This room is a bridge of a space ship that has a weathered
metal interior similar to the interior of a WWII submarine.

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Captain NELSON, a late 20s handsome man, who spent a lot of
time on his hair this morning, stops writing in his log.
Standing next to him is VERN, a man who appears to be in his
early 30s. He has great posture and the looks of a librarian.
He is a Kri alien, who are humanoids with turquoise skin.

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VERN
Captain, this is the cluster.

Nelson stands up, wipes an enormous amount of sweat off of
his forehead and looks at everyone very dramatically.
NELSON
Vern, give the order to collect the
garbage!
VERN
You heard him.

NELSON
Space. The beautiful beyond.

An enormous, disgusting amount of trash hits the windshield.
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