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[2:36 PM] Blink: you're a dumbass
[2:36 PM] Blink: lol
[2:36 PM] PartyLizard: also I think you look into what I say too much because me saying the
minecraft thing is just asking to be whitelisted
[2:36 PM] Blink: is there something fun about pretending to be stupid?
[2:36 PM] Blink: maybe I'm missing out
[2:38 PM] PartyLizard: I made an apology
[2:38 PM] Blink: the sad part is I can't tell whether you actually are stupid or if you're pretending
to be stupid
[2:39 PM] Blink: your emotional intelligence has gotta be like two standard deviations below the
norm
[2:39 PM] Blink: so far you don't know why bringing up rage upsets me, and you don't know
what a real apology is
[2:39 PM] PartyLizard: Well could you please explain to me how I've been acting stupid
[2:39 PM] PartyLizard: or am pretending to be stupid
[2:39 PM] Blink: okay, you see that apology you just made?
[2:39 PM] Blink: how serious does that look to you
[2:39 PM] PartyLizard: Thats an apology in the form of a short letter
[2:40 PM] PartyLizard: A formal apology
[2:40 PM] Blink: okay, is this an apology?
[2:40 PM] PartyLizard: yeah
[2:40 PM] Blink: Dearest Cheetx, I'm sorry you're so dumb. It must be really hard for you.
Sincerely, Blink
[2:40 PM] PartyLizard: see now thats not an apology what the heck
[2:40 PM] Blink: what? I said I'm sorry
[2:40 PM] Blink: also, it's in the form of a small formal letter
[2:40 PM] PartyLizard: not very formal either
[2:40 PM] Blink: AND I called you "Dearest Cheetx"
[2:41 PM] Blink: and for the record, I AM genuinely sorry that you're so dumb
[2:41 PM] Blink: it's making my life hard as well