Best Budz by Mike Gelles.pdf
INT. BEST BUDZ COLLECTIVE - DAY
A 60” LCD screen - the doors to Willy Wonka’s factory open as
Gene Wilder begins to sing Pure Imagination.
The music continues as a set of eyes gaze with wonder through
a display case with several jars filled marijuana and bricks
They move from jar to jarThe eyes almost pop out of the persons head when they finally
stop on particular jar.
A set of hands reach for the jar and remove it from the
JOSHUA “BERGER” ROSENBERG, a heavyset schlubby Jew, places
the jar carefully on the counter.
He opens it up and pulls out the largest bud.
twitches as the scent fills the room.
A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE BOMBSHELL stares at the alluring crystalcovered buds.
And this, my dear, is The Golden
And? It’s only the greatest strain
of Cannabaceae Cannabis ruderalis
known to man.
The Blonde reaches for the pinecone-sized bud. Berger quickly
slaps her hand awayBERGER (CONT'D)
Stop that! What do you think this
is, the fucking Exploratorium? You
can’t just go around touching
everything like some snot-nosed kid
at FAO Schwartz.
Because you broke the rules.