Best Budz by Mike Gelles.pdf
I’m only here to take inventory of
the assets the items you own. They
will be seized and auctioned next
week. There’s nothing I can do, my
hands are tied.
I know what you mean, man. I’ve had
my hands tied by some freaky chicks
and the best way to get out of that
situation is to use your safety
You know what my safety word is?
Berger, shut upBERGER
Berger reaches into the cabinet behind him and pulls out the
acrylic jar filled with The Golden Ticket.
He pulls out the huge nug and the Banker’s eyes light upBANKER
Are you trying to... bribe me?
Sir, I am offended! This is merely
a gift from us to our most favorite
Banker for, losing our paperwork.
I’m pretty sure that’s the
definition of a bribe.
Don’t listen to him, he doesn't
know what he’s talking about.
The Banker stares longingly at the bud.
Even if I did take it, which I
won’t, I can’t smoke it.