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CHARLIE
Or. We have.. uh,-You look beautiful today! What’s wrong? What happened
at your big ’ole meeting?
BAKER
It’s nothing, nothing important happened to me, why
would it ever? Just push the little piggie down the
line for slaughter, since I’m too lazy to walk there
myself.
CHARLIE
Uh-BAKER
Could you be a darling and warm up some slop for the
shitty stupid hog?
CHARLIE
I-- Are you actually hungry? I don’t understand.
BAKER
Oink.
CHARLIE
What? That doesn’t-- Help more.
BAKER
Oink-oink.
CHARLIE looks back at the kitchen nook, which by
the way, it has a shelf that is half-full of cans
nothing else.
CHARLIE
Um, actually, we’re starting to have less cans than I
want-- I liked how that shelf looked when it had just a
huge pile of cans. Like a, fun cartoon or something,
makes it safe in here. Gotta keep the soup shelf at
least.. two-thirds full. One of us should buy more
cans.
CHARLIE jots on a post-it.
Let’s order from somewhere? Order in?
BAKER
I don’t need to eat. I don’t want to look at a dumbass
delivery boy.
CHARLIE
What do you want to look at?