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Ryan Eagle: Super Affiliate EThug, Yo.
For those who have been following along with Nickycakes.com for the past
year or so if its existence, you’re well familiar with the frequent posts about
people, companies, services, etc, who are complete jokes. If you need a
refresher course, feel free to read these awesome writeups
on Ubercamp,Affspy, Izea Ranks, and Make Money Online Blogs.
Some argue that these kinds of posts only serve to bring more attention to
the idiots out there, but Nicky cakes feels like he would be doing the industry
a huge disservice by not exposing complete douchebags for who they really
So who is Ryan Eagle? Honestly, this is one person who
doesn’t really need much “exposing” for people to realize
he’s a douchebag. The only problem is that he’s pretty
much a complete nobody, so not many people have had the
opportunity to get lots of laughs at this guy’s expense
yet. That's where the Cakes comes in. Rather than doing a
long write-up about why this guy is a retard, Nicky cakes is
just going to give you a short story and then just present
you with a bunch of self-explanitory screenshots and short
narration that should paint a decent picture for you.
The story: Ryan Eagle jumped on the weight loss product
bandwagon a little late and copied other peoples landing
pages to make his own (pretty common these days, and
not really the point) and ended up being lucky enough to
have his site featured on TMZ for using kim kardashian’s
image and name to promote his products. When
people made fun of him on wickedfire forums, and
exposed him for being a douche, rather than laugh it off
like pretty much any normal person would do when made
fun of by people on an internet forum, he decided to cry
himself to sleep and take things to the next level.
At ad:tech ny, the dude [allegedly] walked up to
maks67 from wickedfire with his internet
marketing gangsta’ swagger, which can also be
described as swaying back and forth as much as
possible to pretend like you’re swinging a giant
non-existant chain around your neck which
actually just makes people notice how unnaturally
large your head is compared to your bird chest
body. Apparently he was upset that maks had
poked fun of him on the forums, and, backed up by
2 of his friends, [allegedly] proceeded to talk some
sort of trash to him. Maks laughed in the dudes
face and walked away, which is to be expected
from any level-headed person when presented
with such douchebaggery.
After hearing about this later on that evening, Cakes had no choice
but to make fun of the kid on wickedfire as well. He was then
contacted by Ryan Eagle himself, who asked things along the lines of
“why you hatin’, yo” and, “i make a lot of money, just ask AO JON,
he’s rich too” (keep in mind aojon…aka jon fisher…owner of
wickedfire.. is one of Nicky Cakes’ great personal friends and barely
even has any idea who this kid is). After explaining to Mr. Eagle that
his best bet was to stop taking the internet so seriously, Cakes was
then contacted by one of Ryan’s e-thug friends who also had
questions about why Nicky cakes was “hatin’” since “you don’t even
know me, yo”. They had many inquiries about how much Cakes
makes per day, etc…which pretty much anyone with half a brain
knows isn’t really disclosed too often, because frankly, it doesn’t
matter to anyone but Cakes.
Ok, story pretty much over… now time for Nicky cakes
to let Ryan Eagle own himself:
This is pretty telling, here’s a pic on the front page of his
“blog” where he had someone make a picture of him
standing in front of a sparkling car and a giant pile of
whats supposed to be money but looks more like green
paperback novels, holding a stack of papers, wearing a
shiny watch, a…pointer ring… and sporting bull cut more
retarded looking than jim carrey in dumb and dumber…
Really,…Hopefully you didn’t pay too much for that,
Here’s one from a blog post where he’s bragging about his
awesome new ring and his bling bling watch. Listen…if you’re
going to buy a watch with diamonds on it, save up your money
and get something nice, not a $500 pile of crap from a girls
watch company. Have some self respect man.
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