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Free Wuhan Virus At Home Test .pdf


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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
SEE BELOW FOR UPDATED MAILING & DROP OFF LOCATIONS TO
SEND YOUR FREE WUHAN VIRUS TEST SAMPLE.
The U.S. is taking the Chinese virus very seriously. All Americans need to
get tested ASAP with the new, at-home Wuhan Virus Test.

For your free, at-home Wuhan Virus test, simply make
and mail a stool sample to;
Mr. Xi Jinping
Premier For Life,
Chinese Communist Party / Peoples Republic of China
Beijing, China.
Remember, the larger the stool sample, the more accurate and more
rapidly you will get your results.

Memes & Tweaked Captions,
Handmade In America.

No Doctor or hospital visit is necessary, you don’t even have to leave
your house!

ALSO, if you can’t afford the postage to China,
just mail or drop off your stool sample to your closest regional office of
ABC-CBS-NBC-CNBC-MSNBC-TYT, or at the offices of The NY Times,
Washington Post, The Boston Globe, or The Los Angeles Times.
The writers and producers at those media outlets all work with the Chinese,
and they will get your stool sample reviewed ASAP!
(Hat Tip to the first variation of this testing notice that suggested sending
the sample to Speaker Pelosi. That method is not likely to work as Pelosi
and the Democrats are repacking the samples and selling them as
candidates and policies).


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