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66AH Blacklist - Sheet1 100%
Not sure if retarded, or just stupid.
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2016/03/29/66ah-blacklist-sheet1/
29/03/2016 www.pdf-archive.com
EYE AVENUE 94%
Langford Quarpong • • • • • Christopher Wallace Asthmatic Got a girlfriend Stupid and Rare Times Pardon Me Christopher Wallace Am drawing the rules, laying down the revelations I want you to streamline the words in the note On the real I keep my palm wine lips tight And yet it pops out louder than a gunshot Welcome to the venue of the eye avenue The after life mentality, yes my name is Christopher Wallace So this one here is kinda psychiatric I know you feel this, blueprints of reversed verses Living once again, good spirits never die Always switching Souls, only at the Eye Avenue Asthmatic Beautiful and Asthmatic, she is a formula The moment of excite requires professorial works Or disaster ends the show prematurely Asthmatic and wears glasses, sensationally mathematical Wish I could predict the next call for the pump Maybe the drama in every event is pretty Very scary but sexy, love to watch you mourn for air Drain my lungs to be repaired , I will share oxygen with u Got A Girlfriend I love you girl but I got a girlfriend Another sweet like you only that she is more silly But let us keep us on the low I told her about us and she felt jealous So now when we take selfies please keep it to yourself We cannot be in the public eye, Jennifer might whisper a word to her hearing Never leave me for another guy tho, or you will kill me slowly You know my love for you won’t end but I got a girlfriend I want to keep loving you and her but I need your faith in me Am something else brought up in this world, a portion of my brain recycled Wear my shoes, take a moment to think like me And you might allow me to love two or maybe more Now I got a girlfriend, look in the mirror and you will see her lips and eyebrows Stupid and Rare Times Hope you remember the stupid and rare times The uncoloured days when we played like cartoons We went places where the rich can never afford And kept smiles we can easily remember in a new era Those were rare moments in time, when being stupid was fun Pardon Me You left me for him only to tear apart the best friendship in the world That broke my heart, I guess you saw the suicidal novel He left a pill for you too, He knows the broken pieces cannot be mended You could have chosen else where, so me and my friend don’t split But you gave him what was mine and he took unknowingly We were close friends, I should have introduced you from the beginning Thought I hid a treasure, but my Pandora box was unlocked Both of you should have waited to know I did to him unknowingly too Why rather let the pain push you beyond limits, now am left alone but I refuse to go Pardon me as I live to tell the story, we kept our jewels in the same safe And the end sucks, she also took a pill after I told her you were my right hand Three lives lost, Pardon me not, for I pardoned myself POEMS.2017.
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2018/02/13/eye-avenue/
13/02/2018 www.pdf-archive.com
BlinkDM-Lol-UmadBro (1) 88%
is there something fun about pretending to be stupid?
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2017/06/27/blinkdm-lol-umadbro-1/
27/06/2017 www.pdf-archive.com
BlinkDM-Lol-U-Mad-Bro 88%
is there something fun about pretending to be stupid?
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2017/06/27/blinkdm-lol-u-mad-bro/
27/06/2017 www.pdf-archive.com
HollowCreek 85%
Hollow Creek High School Episode 1 Nicholas Guenther Diamond Stingily Ron Barnes Matt Grady Jade Highgarden Vanessa Mariano Jason McMaster Kyle Jackson Rose Jarrett Crystal Johnson Shaun Lalowski Caitlyn Novak Carlos Reyes Maddy Szymkowicz Hollow Creek Village in Illinois Hollow Creek is a village in Will County, Illinois, United States. The population was 31,410 at the 2010 census. Wikipedia Weather : 73°F (23°C), Wind N at 1 mph (2 km/h), 72% Humidity Hotels : 3star averaging $90. View hotels Population : 31,410 (2010) Local time : Monday 08:12 AM Unemployment rate : 8.3% (Apr 2013) There’s not much to be said about Hollow Creek that hasn’t been said about other small towns. Depending on who you ask, there’s not too much to do. There’s a few subdivisions, plans to build a Wal Mart, and rumors of a mall. A few high schoolers who live in the subdivisions across town go to Hollow Creek High with the kids who live in the old part of town. Most people in the town have lived here all their lives, but there’s no town pride, and the natives don’t care about outsiders coming in to change things. The high school sport teams are decent, not enough to ever win State, but the seasons revolve around Friday night games. Hollow Creek has had a large heroin problem, but a person wouldn’t notice from the highway. A few people in Hollow Creek have grown up together, there’s nothing wholesome about it. It’s common. Vanessa (Freshman), Maddy (Freshman), Jade (Alumni), Carlos (Alumni) “Yeah, I can’t think about anything else. Idk haha like it’s crazy man all there is is sadness and darkness but at the same time it just like overpowers you so much that you know nothing else can really affect you. Like nothing can touch you and like it’s funny walking around in school or seeing people u know and like wondering if they know or trying to see if they’re acting weird. Usually it’s obvious when they know something, but hahah people act so weird around me anyway. People are so weird and annoying here, like especially at Hollow Creek. And it’s in this stupid, normal way. But you can watch them be uncomfortable and laugh at their discomfort like what the fuck you do know, like imagine if they felt the kind of pain we feel, and it’s just funny. To just know they could never handle it. Their lives would fall apart, and we are just stronger and better in every way, ” I said “Ya I mean idc. Idc about anything,” she said. I put the phone down. Both of our dads had died in the same month like 2 months ago. I remember her at my dad’s funeral. Her and like 4 other friends. I didn’t invite any of them, but they came, and I cried when I saw them. I cried a lot besides that, but we talked about normal stuff too, and it felt better. It would feel better for like 30 seconds until it felt like shit again. Sometimes this cycle felt pointless, but sometimes it felt like the feeling better parts were starting to last longer and the feeling awful parts were starting to get shorter, and eventually I would just feel ok all day with maybe a couple moments of feeling awful. It didn’t really seem to be working. I thought talking to Maddy would be helpful, but she didn’t really wanna talk about that stuff. It was hard for me to talk about too. Like when I found out about her dad, I just said “I’m sorry. This sucks. I’m sorry,” and hugged her. This was the most we had talked about it since and she didn’t seem into it. We talked about other stuff, though. I picked my phone back up, and she had said, “That guy is talkn to me again.” It was this fucking freak guy. He was into what I thought was some really dumb shit, plus he was 19 which made it even dumber. She sent me a picture he had sent her. It was heavily edited, but beneath the filters and the shifted colors was what looked like a skinny, shirtless kid covered in blood, licking a gloved finger. I said, “Jesus Christ” in my head and said, “lol...” back to her. She said, “Come on hes hot haha” I asked what she sent back and she responded with a pic of herself. “Idk im just like smiling and surprised like ooo wow thats cool haha” She didn’t look surprised. She looked sad, and I instantly felt self conscious, like fuck am I so unaware of how miserable I look, but I didn’t look in my front cam or open a mirror. I just stared at the phone then said, “Cuuute.” “He said he wants to chill with us,” she said. I knew his name was like “Jade Highgarden” or some other made up thing, and I searched him. He had posted bunch of pics with even more blood and more editing than what he had sent Maddy. He had written “ThE KOVeNant” in a metal band type font in the back of some of the pictures, and tagged “#ThEKOVeNant” in any picture with other weird looking boys. I clicked “ThE KOVeNant” and it was a private page with Jade Hightower listed as an admin, and a picture of him and four other boys in a graveyard as the profile pic. “What is ThE KOVeNant?” I said, typing it stupidly like Jade had done to kind of draw attention to the whole thing being really stupid. “Oh haha,” she said, “It’s just like his gang like his friends.” I looked back through his pictures. There was a guy he was with in a lot of the pictures who was pretty hot and looked a lot more normal. I wished Maddy would like that guy. I felt protective of her cuz, come on, we were going through the same shit, and it really sucked. “Gang?” I said. Obviously they weren’t some tough street gang. They were weird scene kids into some kind of weird devil stuff or something. I just wanted her to say it, like really say it to realize how stupid it sounded. “Theyre into vampires and spirits and healing and shit,” she said. “Godddd really maddy???” I said. Being into vampires was like middle school stuff, and we were in high school now, and this guy like wasn’t even in school at all. “Will u come?” she said. “Please lol he can bring his friend.” I thought about it, automatically assuming it was the hot guy in Jade’s pictures. What reason did a cute guy have to believe in this dumb shit? I could talk to him, I thought. I could see how crazy Jade really was, and maybe I could tell the guy that Jjade was freaky and that this was a hard time for Maddy, like really hard. Like her and I had real shit going on. We had
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2015/07/06/hollowcreek/
06/07/2015 www.pdf-archive.com
MEME 84%
Ur fukin stupid, u idiot Metholdodlgy:
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2016/09/20/meme/
20/09/2016 www.pdf-archive.com
barnacle1 82%
A few of them called me stupid.
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2016/03/07/barnacle1/
07/03/2016 www.pdf-archive.com
acousticANG 81%
With the lights out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido I'm worse at what I do best And for this gift I feel blessed Our little group has always been And always will until the end Hello, hello, hello, how low?
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2014/09/04/acousticang/
04/09/2014 www.pdf-archive.com
CV - Toby Thumpston 77%
I just don't agree and think they're stupid.
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2014/05/28/cv-toby-thumpston/
28/05/2014 www.pdf-archive.com
NewTeams2008 76%
Qty Title 0-12 Marauders 0-1 Goblin Renegade 0-1 Skaven Renegade 0-1 Dark Elf Renegade 0-1 Chaos Troll 0-1 0-1 Cost MA ST AG AV Skills Normal 50,000 6 3 3 8 None GSPM 40,000 6 2 3 7 Animosity, Dodge, Right Stuff, AM Double A GSP GM ASP GAM SP S GAPM S GAPM S GAPM Stunty 50,000 7 3 3 7 Animosity 70,000 6 3 4 8 Animosity 110,000 4 5 1 9 Chaos Ogre 140,000 5 5 2 9 Minotaur 150,000 5 5 2 8 Loner, Always Hungry, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate Loner, Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate Loner, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal 0-8 Re-roll counters:
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2015/12/12/newteams2008/
12/12/2015 www.pdf-archive.com
this is my impression of myself 75%
2) poetry is gay if you’re afraid of something you’ll never find it (love) what i learned from my feelings you need to lay down and let it wash over you maybe somebody will lie down with you but i doubt it and if you do something it better be good if not then what are you doing and remember it’s the same everywhere it doesn’t matter where you go the same the same people how much is too much it’s a secret that i’m hopeless again you need to fix that i know stupid dumb c word and also a huge pussy please do not take advantage of me i’ll ask you why and you’ll say because i gotta and i’ll say you stupid cunt of a man it takes about 6 months for somebody to get me soft watching me is illegal so you should unfollow me on instagram probably immediately but also look at my body and tell me if it’s normal and if you really do stop looking and leave i’ll say where’d you go and drink gin for a long time and i am not free all of the time and i think about you touching me and me purposely cringing in order to hurt your feelings so i feel sick about a teeny tiny revenge that will never be realized because we will never be in the same vicinity ever again
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2017/05/21/this-is-my-impression-of-myself/
21/05/2017 www.pdf-archive.com
this is my impression of myself 75%
2) poetry is gay if you’re afraid of something you’ll never find it (love) what i learned from my feelings you need to lay down and let it wash over you maybe somebody will lie down with you but i doubt it and if you do something it better be good if not then what are you doing and remember it’s the same everywhere it doesn’t matter where you go the same the same people how much is too much it’s a secret that i’m hopeless again you need to fix that i know stupid dumb c word and also a huge pussy please do not take advantage of me i’ll ask you why and you’ll say because i gotta and i’ll say you stupid cunt of a man it takes about 6 months for somebody to get me soft watching me is illegal so you should unfollow me on instagram probably immediately but also look at my body and tell me if it’s normal and if you really do stop looking and leave i’ll say where’d you go and drink gin for a long time and i am not free all of the time and i think about you touching me and me purposely cringing in order to hurt your feelings so i feel sick about a teeny tiny revenge that will never be realized because we will never be in the same vicinity ever again
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2020/03/31/this-is-my-impression-of-myself/
31/03/2020 www.pdf-archive.com
prout4 75%
Unfortunately, update patches came up and progressively changed core features that i both liked and was used to, so right now it's more like I'm enjoying it until it's dead and gone since nothing else fucking looks like this game … Suddenly I realised it wouldn't be so stupid to take a few screenshots now, before it's real gone.
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2018/03/26/prout4/
26/03/2018 www.pdf-archive.com
Alone 74%
Darkness. Solitude. That’s how she liked it. She turned the water off, steam rising from her skin. She’d been around too many people lately, and it was grating on her nerves. The only people she had immediately taken liking to were Becky and Orare, and even then she could only be around them so long. That was the price she paid for expanding. Interaction. This is how she liked it. Alone on her starship. The hum of the engine as she cleaned her armor was like a soothing lullaby. The isolation wrapped her in a blanket of contentment, and the cool floors of her ship on her barefeet were a welcomed comfort. She pulled her long, dark, wet hair back and wiped condensation off the mirror. Her reflection stared at her. Sometimes she wondered if she was real. If her life was hers, or if she was staring through a portal to a different version of herself. One that hadn’t killed in coldblood and sold weapons for a living. One whose family was still alive. One who wasn’t getting stupidly involved with someone who was emotionally unavailable. And then she just forgot about it and moved on. Nobody ever really understands themselves, anyway. Or others. Another benefit of being alone. You only have to solve one puzzle. Her thoughts lingered on Orare for a moment, then she shook it off. Don’t distract yourself, she thought. This contract was too important for selfreflection or emotions to get in the way. If she was going to make a name for herself outside the Sol system, then she had to get it together and take care of business. What was the business? Weapons. High quality assaultrifles, pistols, grenades, and shields. Sometimes sniper rifles, too. As an arms dealer, she didn’t want her product flaking out when people were firing at each other. It was bad for business. Had to be built to last. Her manufacturing facilities produced nothing but the best products. And she wanted to sell them. She stared at her gray eyes in the mirror. Avoiding hearing her thoughts. Concentrating on the small, dark gray flecks in her irises….. A scream. A shotgun firing. Then another scream. She was hiding in a cabinet under the sink, one hand covering her mouth so they couldn’t hear her whimper, and the other holding onto the pipes in case they tried to drag her out. Not that her grip would matter. Please… please…. Her brother’s voice echoed in her head and the world spun, falling back into place. Gray eyes still in front of her in the bathroom mirror. This is how she liked it. Alone. At 1600 hours she pulled into orbit, cloaked, and scanned the planet. There were midsized colonies scattered on its surface, with a large city located in a temperate area on the western hemisphere. Her onboard computer verified that her intel was correct. She had given a few free shipments to the merc leader who ran the large city. “Petrolo,” she said his name to herself. He had appreciated her generosity and liked her product. More importantly, he liked it better than who he was currently buying from. Of course he did. Her products were the best. Petrolo had broken his arms contract with Voight. And Voight was less than pleased. He was a mildly influential arms dealer on the planet, who sold secondrate, faulty products. It was about time he had some competition come into town. Voight had put a bounty on her head, thinking she would break her contract with Petrolo to release the bounty, which would force him to deal with Voight again. As she put on her helmet while her ship dropped to the surface, she playfully wondered if her head was really worth 2,000,000 credits, glad that she upgraded her shields and that she had bigger balls than Voight. Her frigate, The Valkyrie, was small enough to descend to the planet cloaked, with no detection. She had customized it for instances like these, where she had to move in and out. She preferred not to be seen by anyone she held contracts with. Not only was it safer, it also made her seem mythical, and people didn’t fuck with what they didn’t know. Especially if they heard rumors that it slit throats in the middle of the night. The ship landed quietly on the grounds of Voight’s operation. She didn’t want to announce herself, so she cloaked her armor and headed out of the side airlock. The darkness was her friend as she quickly moved towards the main door, taking out the two mercs at the front with dual daggers. She pulled up her omni, and saw a cluster of thermal readings on the top floor. “So cliche,” she said, knowing that’s where Voight would be. She climbed the wall, reaching the roof of the first floor, which extended towards the main building for about 50 meters. There was a door there, with two more guards. She threw one of the daggers at one, hitting him in the throat, and then snuck up behind the other as he was checking on his friend and took him out as well. The second merc had cried out before he went down, and her heart raced for a moment as she listened to hear if an alarm was raised. Nothing. Her omni hacked the lock easily, and she entered. There was no one on the other side as she shut the door. She kept her daggers in her hands as she moved through the hall, working her way upwards. She reached a stairway and started up, but stopped as she heard footsteps above her. The loud echoes of their feet made it hard to hear what direction they were going. She quickly moved up the steps, and saw the boots of one of the guards. They were going up. She followed them, and they exited on the fourth floor. Pulling up her omni showed that Voight was on the sixth. Good , she thought, less to deal with when I reach him. By the time she got to the sixth floor, she was almost concerned that she had only ran into four guards that needed to be disposed of so far. It seemed suspicious, but she called it luck and moved on, opening the door and moving inside. There were four guards huddled by a doorway, it looked like they were moving inside the room, so being cloaked, she walked past them avoiding that fight all together. No reason to be stupid about it. If push came to shove she could easily take them out on her exit. Moving closer to the thermal cluster, she sheathed her daggers and pull out her silenced dual pistols. She felt more comfortable wielding them in an unknown location. Daggers were fun, but so was being alive. Two guards turned out of a room in the hallway, and she fired four shots taking them down. As she approached one, she saw he was still alive and trying to call for backup. She stood over him and pulled the trigger a few more times. “Nighty night,” she whispered. Her head jerked up as she saw another guard start down the hallway. Running towards him and holstering her pistols, she leaped in the air, twisting his neck with her heel and then crouching over his fallen body. So far so good. The door she needed to be in was right ahead. She took out a small tin can from her pouch and opened it. A thick, clear substance lay inside. Unsheathing her knives, and hiding in the doorway, she took a cloth and thinly coated her blades in the with it and then resheathed them, pulling out one pistol. Her omnitool told her there were two guards right inside the door, and about six surrounding her target. She took a deep breath and then kicked the door in. The first guard was down in a split second, her pistol fired straight into the back of his neck. The next guard she put in a headlock, using as a shield as the other guards fired at her. She took down three of the guards in the room, moving closer to Voight. Then she saw him. “You stupid bitch,” Voight taunted, moving backward as a Krogan walked out from a side room. He hadn’t been on her sensors, probably thermally cloaked or some shit. She quickly put a round in the guard she was headlocking and opened fired with both pistols at the Krogan. He ran towards her with a long blade. What kind of a bodyguard uses a fucking sword?! s he thought, diving to the left into cover as he barrelled past her. She got out her Scimitar, moving backwards, and fired several rapid incendiary shots as he ran towards her again. His sword fell to the floor as his body skid to a halt in front of her, his helmet hitting her boot. She looked at Voight, his eyes were wide and his guard’s jaws were on the ground. She threw her gun on the ground and took out her pistols again, leaping over the crate she was using for cover and dropping two of the guards. She was officially pissed off. All that was left was Voight and one guard, who was cowering in the corner as she put a bullet in him. “You’re smaller than I thought you’d be,” she said as she approached Voight, pulling off her helmet. “By the way, enjoy the view. Nobody sees my face and lives.” He got in a fighting stance and she cocked her head. “Really?” she asked in disbelief. She got ready, doing some footwork, but didn’t have time to make the first move. Voight lunged at her and she ducked, swinging an uppercut into his jaw and mentally thanking Becky for teaching her that move. She blocked him a few more times, and then he kicked her in the shin. Ow. The next time he swung was with his right arm, and she blocked it. Twisting her left arm around his and forcefully pulling him to the ground, pinning him by the throat with her knee. She unsheathed her knife and put it on his throat, cutting him ever so slightly. She was about to kill him, when she felt a sharp pain on the back of her head, slumping to the ground. She saw double. A man helped Voight up. "That's why you never take your helmet off, you dumb cunt," Voight said as he dusted his hands off. The last thing she saw while drifting from consciousness was a small, red trail of blood dripping from the cut on his neck. Electricity. Her legs were on fire. She yelled, jolted awake. She could barely see out of one eye and her head was pounding. The chair she was sitting in was in a small room. Three guards watched the door. One of them left, bringing up his omnitool. She assessed her surroundings. Her hands and feet were tied. There was a table in front of her. Interrogation maybe? She was still wearing her armor, but her shields were gone. Some kind of cables were clamped to her legs ankle straps. Probably where the electricity came from. She must have only been out for less than an hour. There was still a chance they hadn't found the Valkyrie. She saw a vent in the corner, could be easily kicked in to escape. The door burst open and Voight walked in, the guard who knocked her out in tow. "Like I said before. You. Stupid. Bitch." His voice boomed as he walked towards her. He leaned across the table, getting in her face. "Are you comfortable?" he snarked, spitting slightly. "Can I get you anything?" He was too close. She didn't like it. "I'm fine, but you could probably use a breath mint," she said, coughing facetiously. "Or two." He slapped her. Her hair came undone with the force and it fell over her face. "Ugh," she groaned. And then she let out a laugh. He slapped her the other way. She felt her skin open up on her forehead, and blood trickled down the side of her temple. He walked around the table, and grabbed her face, gripping it and turning it towards his. "Not so funny now, is it?" he asked. She glanced down at his neck, the wound from her knife hadn't closed yet. She had only been out 20 minutes at most. Her odds were improving. She fiddled with her wrist restraints. "Guess not," she conceded. "That's better," he said, letting go of her face and walking away. "It'll be good for you if you learn to be submissive early." Her heart pounded in her ears, knowing what was coming. He would never know the pleasure of her company. She feigned fear, looking at him with wide eyes. She had misjudged how sinister he really was, who knows how many had fallen prey to him. It was going to be a treat to see him die.
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2015/07/13/alone/
13/07/2015 www.pdf-archive.com
Half-orc barb 74%
SAVING THROWS +3 16 +1 Acrobatics (Dex) +1 Animal Handling (Wis) -1 Arcana (Int) +3 Athletics (Str) 0 Deception (Cha) -1 History (Int) ● +1 Insight (Wis) ● +2 Intimidation (Cha) -1 Investigation (Int) -1 Medicine (Wis) -1 Nature (Int) -1 Perception (Wis) 0 Performance (Cha) +2 Persuasion (Cha) -1 Religion (Int) +1 Sleight of Hand (Dex) +1 Stealth (Dex) +1 Survival (Wis) ● INTELLIGENCE -1 8 WISDOM -1 9 CHARISMA ● +0 10 ● TEMPORARY HIT POINTS BONDS SUCCESSES FAILURES HIT DICE NAME Often does what his told (to stupid to know otherwise).
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2015/11/19/half-orc-barb/
19/11/2015 www.pdf-archive.com
inception.shock 72%
And dont be stupid, brain researchers like Manfred Spitzer said that up an age there is no way for learning, but he is still working and over age of learning.
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2016/08/04/inception-shock/
04/08/2016 www.pdf-archive.com
GeekyBugle12 69%
But by merely trying to strike him down you are making him more famous, you are making his audience even bigger, you are making his platform bigger you stupid buffoon!
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2017/10/06/geekybugle12/
06/10/2017 www.pdf-archive.com
BOY 69%
You’re just stupid.
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2016/09/17/boy/
17/09/2016 www.pdf-archive.com
YamPressReport9Complete 68%
Correspondents: u/ZAWGURN & u/BlastingAwsome Editor u/GrandTheftDox Editor-in-Chief: u/The-Potato-Lord Allegations of Abuse, Mistreatment in the Military, Utilitarians, and the Courts. Weekly Apex - Issue 9 Official Portraits of Eternal Leaders Revealed This week u/ZAWGURN released official portraits of two of our most honoured eternal leaders Emperor u/Pun-Master-General (above left) and Queen u/enantiodromia_ (above right). Both the Emperor and the Queen were delighted with their portraits with u/enantiodromia_ writing u/ZAWGURN a note saying “Lovely, thank you.” Some Yams were a bit confused by the concept of our Republic having an Emperor or Queen at all, however, most Yams accept benevolent guardians. Allegations of Abuse of Power In a series of leaked exchanges made available to the Apex the vice president of the Yam Republic, u/sultanskyman has been accused of abusing his power and bullying lesser political parties. During one fiery exchange between the leader of the Conservative Yams and the the vice president the vice president said: “if you choose to drag this on and do it your way without this provision, I will make sure to kill off every Conservative bill in House at the voting phase since there will be no grounds for my impeachment. There you go. That is an ultimatum.” Though many took this as a threat and an over-reach of power when we reached out to the vice president for comment he explained “I was trying to show the man how stupid his proposition [to not mandate the vice presidents impartiality] was. If it hadn’t been put in I could very well legally blocked any bills from other parties. I think you'll understand the stupidity of their claim that I was trying to prove a minority party leader opting for a method that will let the VP kill off any minority party ideas and the VP opting for the opposite it should have been the other way around.” We also reached out to u/spladlesrus the leader of the Conservatives who responded: “the proposition of his killing of bills was discussed. Some were in favor of a leader of the two houses being voted in by the representatives but the Technocrats would not have it. They wanted the power to rest solely with the VP. These nonpartisan clauses should have existed anyway and his 'threat' showed nothing more than his partisanship in a position of power.” The Yam Utilitarians Are Here! By u/ZAWGURN As of this week, the Utilitarian party has surpassed the 10 party member requirement to become an official Yam Republic Political Party. They now have a total of 28 members and can participate in elections and have their own channel in the Yam Republic discord. See two of their official posters below. 2 To find more about this up and coming party I did an interview with their Chief Strategist u/Froteaxar. Reporter: What do you want to say to the public about your new party? Frotaxar: We're a small party but we have big dreams. We follow the utilitarian ideology of maximizing the amount of happiness for the most yams possible. Other parties may seek power or control but we seek happiness. We measure our success not by economic growth but by the happiness of the Republic. Of course economic growth is often closely connected with happiness so we're not against it but we value your happiness more than all the money in the world. If every member of the Republic could be happy and healthy we would have achieved our goals. Therefore as one of our campaign slogans reads "Your happiness is our success." Reporter: What do you think will come in the future for this party? Frotaxar: In terms of the upcoming election I believe that our party will win a handful of seats however we will not be able to achieve a majority yet. Hopefully our innovative campaigning methods will attract more voters. Reporter: How do you think your party will grow in the future? Frotaxar: I believe that if the members of the Yam Republic hear our positive message and see what we can achieve then they will vote for us in a greater number and our party will swell but we're happy with whatever makes the Yams of the Republic happiest. 3 Reporter: Do you have anything else to say before the interview is over? Frotaxar: We value openness, respect and integrity but above all we want to work together to build a happier Republic for all Yams. Any Yams who are undecided or interested in our message should go subscribe to r/YamUtilitarians and look out for some big things coming in the next 24 hours. Reporter: Thank you for letting me interview you! Frotaxar: You're very welcome! Military Mistreatment By u/BlastingAwsome A recent interview has brought to light the mistreatment of the military's heroes. I (Blast) interviewed one of the mistreated heroes. Here's the transcript: Blast: What makes you feel that the military has mistreated you? Anon: I have been a war hero in war, always train as hard as I can, and for doing 1 minor thing I got cast down from a high ranking 4 Blast: What was this “minor thing”? Anon: I was trying to help out a fellow yam, however it was in the wrong channel. Blast: So you are punished for one mistaken message? Anon: Yes, and then even though I trained as hard as I could for months, one minor thing I was framed for put me at rock-bottom. Blast: Have you noticed this treatment with anyone else? Anon: No. Blast: So they're singling you out? Anon: Yes, and I don't believe that's the right treatment for a war hero. Blast: Thank you for your time today sir. Anon: You’re welcome. The Lower Court Is Here!… Almost The Lower Court of the Yam Republic is soon to come! Well, it will be when a few things are fixed. The problem is that the Yamstitution says that the Supreme Court will administer, “cases in which the Republic is a party as defendant or plaintiff.” This makes the Lower Court unnecessary. To fix this the president has signed House Resolution #2017-003 to create the first amendment to the constitution getting rid of the word plaintiff. As the Lower Court is being set up you should learn how the it will work. The Lower Court will have 5 judges at all times with each judge having a background in law, the judges will be appointed by the president, and they will be in charge of private cases and cases that deal with cases that don’t involve the constitution. 5
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2017/05/29/yampressreport9complete/
29/05/2017 www.pdf-archive.com
NSA-Black-Paper 68%
To your freedom, Simon Black Editor, SovereignMan.com 3 DIGITAL PRIVACY BLACK PAPER WHAT YOU’LL LEARN IN THIS BLACK PAPER Keep It Simple Stupid (KISS)..................................................................................................................5 How These Tools And Services Were Selected.........................................................................................5 Secure Your Social Media Habits.............................................................................................................6 Secure Your Browsing..............................................................................................................................7 Anonymous Browsing on Laptops......................................................................................................7 The #1 Browser Add-On You Should Install.......................................................................................7 Anonymous Browsing on Android......................................................................................................8 Anonymous Browsing on iOS............................................................................................................8 Secure Your Searches (And Drop Off The Tracking Radar)......................................................................8 Secure Your Email...................................................................................................................................9 1.
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2013/06/24/nsa-black-paper/
24/06/2013 www.pdf-archive.com
What Do We Do Now 68%
Behind Brick Walls So my reasons for writing this… AL L It is currently ten pm and I just watched episode: wrongful termination and now I can’t get to sleep. Why, you ask? I am a fan of Liz Reaser, and I find it hard to hate her character, Tammy. Therefore, I am going to give myself, and you readers of course, a reason to like her… How does that sound? Enjoy ®This story contains strong language and possible sex scenes. Read ahead at your own caution® ®What if the rules Tammy wanted to play by with Will were nothing but a façade? A way to keep herself under control, even when she knew she was losing it. ® What do we do know. NE ®®® Shit. Fuck. What the hell has gotten into you, Tammy? Everything I wanted to do, how I wanted to treat this, blown out the window by that damn job offer. I had already turned my boss down earlier this morning, he was disappointed to say the least but I didn’t give a rat’s arse. The only thing on my mind right now was my mistake and Will’s… everything. Until now. T My sister used to gush about him in college to no end, it killed her when they broke up, yet id never understood how any man could captivate any woman that much. KA Until id met Will myself. Until I fell right under his spell like a hopeless puppy with its new owner. And boy do I notice it, how whenever he calls, I all but leap at my phone, reminding myself to wait a few seconds so I don’t scare him off, or the feeling, or the feeling of disappointment that courses through me like a fish in the ocean, free and careless, whenever it’s not him. Staring at the wall in front of me, I sensed and made use of a good opportunity to hopefully get something into my obviously thick head, so I banged my head against it. Hard. And hit the floor almost instantaneously. “Fuck!” Head pounding in pain, cheeks flushed in embarrassment, though there wasn’t anyone around, I headed for the freezer to grab a bag of peas to rest on my forehead and made a beeline for the couch as soon as the first sign of dizziness made its appearance. Sighing, I lay back, head on armrest, and went back to cursing myself. Idiot! The one reason I had established that pathetic ‘fall in love with me and its over’ rule was so I wouldn’t lose it like my sister had. Yeah, that worked. AL L I had turned down the opportunity of a lifetime to work in London for the Olympics – the Olympics! – And I had turned it down because Will didn’t want me to go. ‘Are you out of your fucking mind Tamra?!’ I mentally screamed at the top of my mental lungs. All that work, all those carefully orchestrated plans, gone to dust. And he couldn’t even tell me where that left us. Stupid fucking lawyer. NE It was at that moment, with my makeshift icepack covering an already forming bruise, and myself close to tears from emotional exhaustion and frustration, that my sister decided to walk in. “Jeez, T, getting to old too play basketball anymore, too slow to avoid getting a ball to the face?” I was so tempted to tell her that I could still play and, yes, could still kick her arse at it if it came down to it, before I realised the alternate story might not be much better. “When the hell are you going to get the fuck out of my apartment?” I settled for. Helena walked in, an ugly smirk covering her face that I’d just love to wipe clean off. T “I’ll get an apartment when you learn to catch, and that’s a promise. Too bad for you I might be here awhile.” Ughhh, stupid fucking sister! KA “I’ll kick you out the window if I fucking have to,” and with that, I threw the bag of peas on the floor, and with all the dignity I could manage, I grabbed my keys and phone and stormed out the door. ®®® Obviously banging my head against a wall left me with more consequences than I first thought because I was now sitting on a park bench in Chicago in the middle of winter, in a thin, short t‐shirt and a knee‐length skirt, which, while getting the attention of many men and college boys around town, had left me freezing and drenched in the light snow that was now falling. Soaked to the bone, I got up from the seat and started the long walk back to my car. After two minutes and flipping off two guys that looked a little to scrutinizing at certain areas, I finally made it back. Not caring about the condition of my wet clothes I threw myself in and rested my head against the steering wheel, only to jerk back when the horn went off. Sighing, I shoved my key into the ignition and turned it hard. ‘Click.’ Shit. Twisting the key again, I prayed to whoever was listening that it worked this time. ‘Click.’ You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. AL L I was when I finally looked past the steering wheel to gaze at the flashing light on the dashboard that my eyes focused on what essentially meant the battery was dead. The last thing I wanted to do was call Helena and listen the whole trip back as she insulted me and my apparent one less skill set. At a complete loss I pulled out my phone and flicking through the contacts list. Stopping at certain ones, finger edging closer to the call button, then, as it almost got to close to call, immediately dismissing the notion and pulling my finger back. This happened for almost twenty‐five of the two hundred contacts I had, before landing on one at the very bottom. NE Before my lateral thinking kicked in and stopped myself from making the call, I hit the green button on the bottom corner of my phone, watching as it lit up before holding it to my ear. The phone rang twice before someone picked up. “Hello?” “Will, it’s me. I need your help.” ®®® T So… what did you think? Don’t hate me for writing it like this. But if you have feedback let me know and review! KA Just a pointer, because I don’t know what happens in future episodes, Will and Alicia never get back together, though Will does comfort her, because Kalinda and Peters little secret comes out. So ilyxx kat
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2011/04/25/what-do-we-do-now-2/
25/04/2011 www.pdf-archive.com
Monster Raving Loony Party 68%
Ivor Biggun of the “Standing at the Back Dressed Stupidly and Looking Stupid Party’” is clad in conspicuously UKIP-esque purple and yellow attire.
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2015/08/26/monster-raving-loony-party/
26/08/2015 www.pdf-archive.com
Toby Thumpston Portfolio 68%
I just don't agree and think they're stupid.
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2014/05/28/toby-thumpston-portfolio/
28/05/2014 www.pdf-archive.com
Just What Was Rumpelstiltskin 67%
"So stupid.
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2017/09/21/just-what-was-rumpelstiltskin/
21/09/2017 www.pdf-archive.com
JanoskiansMovie 66%
How I Learned to Stop Being Happy When I Learned These Assholes Exist By Some Stupid Cuntface Probably EXT.DAY.ABORTION CLINIC Vigorous grinding sounds and a woman giggling are heard from the establishing shot.
https://www.pdf-archive.com/2014/05/29/janoskiansmovie/
29/05/2014 www.pdf-archive.com