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Title: The desk has been turned

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INT. OFFICE - DAY
A YOUNG ADULT, casually dressed, is sitting across a desk
from an INTERVIEWER wearing an ill-fitting suit.
YOUNG ADULT
No.
INTERVIEWER
What do you mean, no?
YOUNG ADULT
I won't take this job. I'm sorry,
it just isn't a good fit for me.
The young adult gets out of his chair and stands up. He
puts his hand forward, offering the interviewer a
handshake as a goodbye. The interviewer glances confused
at the extended hand and chooses to not partake in the
handshake.
INTERVIEWER
Hold on a second. I don't
understand. We haven't even
started the interview. You
literally just walked in here,
sat in the chair and said "No".
YOUNG ADULT
And I stand by that statement.
The interviewer pulls out the young adult's chair with his
foot from under the desk.
INTERVIEWER
Please. I'd much rather you sit
by the statement.
The young adult gives up on the extended hand that the
interviewer left hanging and takes his seat once again.
The interviewer picks up a piece of paper from tha desk
and looks at it.
INTERVIEWER (CONT'D)
Why would you not want this job?
In this economy and with your
résumé, you should be glad to
even be considered at any work
place.
YOUNG ADULT
I don't see it that way.
The young adult strugglingly pulls up a folded paper of
his own from his tight front jeans pocket. He unfolds the
paper and examines it.

2.
INTERVIEWER
What's that?
YOUNG ADULT
This is your resumé. Your
company's resumé that is.
The young adult turns the paper over and holds it up for
the interviewer to see. The paper is completely empty on
both sides.
INTERVIEWER
It's just a blank piece of paper.
YOUNG ADULT
Yeah, I meant to actually fill
out some information on this but
I just never got around to it. My
point stands though.
INTERVIEWER
And what point might that be?
YOUNG ADULT
Fuck.
INTERVIEWER
Huh?
The young adult stands up and sarcastically raises both of
his arms as if giving up.
YOUNG ADULT
Touché, sir. Check mate. You got
me. I don't have a point. You
figured me out.
INTERVIEWER
I am very uncertain of what's
going on right now.
YOUNG ADULT
You called my bluff.
Congratulations! You outsmarted a
sixteen year old.
The interviewer squints at the résumé in front of him.
INTERVIEWER
You're sixteen? It says here that
you're twenty-four.

3.
YOUNG ADULT
(now calm)
Ah, I see what you're getting at.
Well, that's not true in any
sense. It's the same with all my
work experiences listed there. I
just added all that because I
didn't land many interviews when
I used to upload an empty PDF as
my résumé.
INTERVIEWER
I think maybe you should leave.
YOUNG ADULT
My honesty is too much for you?
INTERVIEWER
Your honesty isn't the problem.
The fact that you seem to be a
pathological liar is.
YOUNG ADULT
Oh, so you discriminate then.
You're a racist. You won't hire
people with my syndrome?
INTERVIEWER
I very much doubt that you've
actually been diagnosed. And even
if you had ‑‑
YOUNG ADULT
(screaming)
DOCTOR.
A professional-looking, scrubs-wearing female DOCTOR
(50's) walks in the room as the interviewer scratches his
temple in disbelief.
INTERVIEWER
What the fu‑‑
DOCTOR
You called?
INTERVIEWER
You actually brought your doctor
to this interview?
YOUNG ADULT
She's a stripper I paid to act as
a doctor. But, yes.
(to the doctor)
Show him the diagnosis.

4.
The doctor scrambles to find a piece of paper in her
pocket. She finally pulls one up and reveals it to the
interviewer. The paper she proudly holds up is completely
empty.
YOUNG ADULT
We'll just leave.
THE END


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