23 The Odd Couple Rap Musical (PDF)

INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT

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OSCAR sits alone in his messy apartment.
There is a knock on the door.

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OSCAR gets up, shakes crumbs from his shirt and walks to the
door.
He opens it.

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Outside a scruffy, sad looking man, FELIX is waiting.
OSCAR

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Felix?

FELIX
She left me.

OSCAR hugs Felix.

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OSCAR
Tell me about it.

OSCAR steps back, and starts clicking a beat with his
fingers.
FELIX stands up straight.

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FELIX
(rapping.)
Wwweeeeelllll, I used to know a
girl named Christie Kate.
Me and her we used to date.
we had 5 great years, and ones
that’s tough, and earlier today she
said, wait man, that’s enough.
OSCAR
(rap yelling)
Well it’s time we made it Odd in
here.
Oscar annoying toots an air horn, in beat.

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FELIX
In nineteen sixty fie the world got
a gift, two odd dudes, they didn’t
fit. One was named Oscar, one
felix. It was the dna of comedy, a
jester double helix.

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OSCAR
(rap singing)
Felix make it odd, make it odd,
make it odd.

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FELIX
We had a few movies and few shows,
a play and a book and show with
braus.
This time its hipper.

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OSCAR
This time its hopper.

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FELIX
Its the odd couple, rap musical, a
real showstopper!

The two guys stop, stare at the camera smiling.

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NARRATOR
This is a clip from ‘the odd couple
rap musical pilot’ It is considered
the worst thing ever made by
humans, including the Apple Pippin,
which we all know was a real piece
of shit.

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