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(how I watch every Astros game on my couch)
I, Cory Ryncarz, am a good fit for the Fire Flames League, for one,
because I’m not another sorry Vikings fan—I’m a sorry Texans fan. If the
goal is to have an “active” league, I’m a perfect match, as I’ll be right
there drafting the handcuff to your 1st round pick and dangling you
trade offers with him an hour after the draft is over. In terms of a team
name, I’d like to abstain for now if permissible, as I usually go for a
name including a cringe-‐worthy pun of one of my as-‐yet-‐to-‐be-‐drafted
fantasy stars. For now, “Clever Name Pending*” or “The FNG” will
CORY RYNCARZ’S FIRST FANTASY RESUME
v Participated in other “paid” leagues before where nobody collected
money beforehand. Finished out of the money in all of them, pretty
sure I never paid for any either.
v Proudly (yet modestly) brag about “breaking even” in paid Yahoo Pro
Leagues that I’ve resorted to the past 2 years in order to get a
competitive league experience in lieu of participating in leagues with
people who I know more about than their yahoo email address and
v Not sure if I’ve ever actually won a league, which means I definitely
REAL LIFE ACCOMPLISHMENTS
v Worked at Rutgers University Athletics doing video production, which
means I’m practically a sports insider.
v Did the same as a student at Northwestern University, which means
I’m always pleasantly surprised by any “win.”
v Currently live with my mother, who is a successful, admirable woman.
v Done my part to save the world; I’m a vegetarian.
v Lastly, nominated to this league by Henry Spindell, whom I befriended
partly out of sympathy after burning him repeatedly running “go”
routes in practices for our first intramural football team. He’s a good
For your humble consideration,
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