CuddleContract (PDF)

Silky Sifaka’s Cuddle Intake Form
Hello Cuddler!
Thanks for your interest in my cuddling services. I believe the best cuddling happens with honest and open
communication. In this document, I outline the various available packages I offer, rates, expectations, and
ask that you fill out a simple questionnaire so that I may provide my best cuddling services for your needs.
Thank you for taking the time to read this document carefully. I look forward to cuddling with you!

The Basics
● All cuddle options begin with either a coffee meeting or skype date to establish our cuddle
relationship and to ​briefly​ ​get to know each other on a professional level and to ask any cuddle
related questions you may have.
● I am not a doctor, physical therapist, psychologist, or other medical practitioner.

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All cuddle session rates include a minimum of 1 hour.
Payment can be made either by cash or using Venmo.
Payment must be received ​before​ the session begins.

Only out-call requests can be accommodated at this time.

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Movie and Popcorn!
​$60 per hour
The standard cuddle session is a perfect first time experience! Some of the most relaxing aspects of
cuddling can happen while enjoying a movie and some good ol’ snacks. This option includes:
● Movie watching – I can bring the popcorn! Cuddles!
● Lite movie discussion!
*Movies with strong sexual themes are not permitted.
Just Hold Me

​$70 per hour

Maybe you just need some physical comfort. Here’s the option for you. Tonight’s not quite the night for
discussing existentialism so let’s just snuggle for a while. This option includes:
● Just the cuddles

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“The Usual” ​
$80 per hour
At this point, you may want to know a little more about me or maybe you just enjoy the experience of
chatting away with someone while being held. This option includes:
● Cuddles!
● Open ended discussions (as always, sexual topics will not be permitted)
● Please respect my privacy and boundaries when engaging in more in-depth conversation
Morning Light
​$350 overnight (session ends by 8 am, afterwhich a rate of $40/hr applies)
Missing that feeling of snoozing next to someone? Looking for those mid-morning cuddles? Overnights may
be arranged only after ​at least 3 cuddle sessions​ of an hour or longer. All expectations laid out below for
standard cuddle sessions apply.
● Sleepy cuddles, conversation, and movies probably!

EXPECTATIONS
Grooming
● Please shower close to the appointment time

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Mouth should be cleansed
Please avoid strong smelling soaps or colognes

Environment
● You must agree to provide a ​safe​, reasonably clean, otherwise presentable and comfortable
environment
● Cuddle sessions must be drug and alcohol free
● Discretion is highly valued. Keep this in mind if you have family or roommates

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Hotels are acceptable alternatives to private residences

Travel Expenses
● I am happy to travel to a location of your choice within 15 miles of Bethesda, MD at no extra cost

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Appropriate gas money must be added to the listed rates for locations outside the range of service

POSSIBLE REASONS A SESSION MAY END EARLY
● Sexual requests by the client

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Client has a cold/flu or other airborne illness
Client has not followed appropriate grooming guidelines
Client is inappropriately inebriated

THE BIG RULES
● Under ​NO ​circumstances can you touch my private parts.
○ If you want more details, review the Maryland definition of prostitution by googling “​Md.
Code Ann. [Crim. Law], § 11-301”
● I will ​NOT ​do anything sexual with you or do anything with the intention of sexual gratification,
Please do not ask.
● NO ​kissing.
● I reserve the right to leave during the cuddle session.
○ This will only happen if I feel that my safety is in danger, you continue to ask for sexual
favors, or you touch me inappropriately.
● You must be willing to provide a copy of a current photo ID if requested.

Signature of acknowledgement

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Cuddlee

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Date

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Cuddler

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Date

QUESTIONNAIRE

What are you looking for in your ideal cuddle scenario?

Have you had a purely platonic cuddle buddy before?
______ yes
______ no

If so, what did you like most about it? What did you like least?

Are you allergic to anything?

Is there anything you aren’t comfortable with in particular?

Please use this space to provide any extra details you feel necessary to share and/or questions or concerns
you may have:

Requested option and proposed length of cuddle session: