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The Hard Times
Beaten Into Submission, Man Now Finds Himself in
Entrepreneurial Nightmare


n other news, a Brooklyn man was assaulted in his home late Monday evening.
The assailant burst into the dining room, apparently having been lurking hidden in
the home for some time, as the family ate dinner, forcing the Brooklynite man to
sign papers making him sole proprietor of a design firm. As his family watched in
horror, helpless to intervene, the man opened a business account in his own name,
paid HUNDREDS of dollars in business license fees, and posted the company
name on LinkdIn. The assailant even forced the man to use his wife’s name in the
company title.
Although the suspect is still at large, it is rumored that the assailant was in fact the
Brooklyn man’s own misplaced ego. Police are also following leads that indicate
the suspect was aided and abetted by the Brooklyn man’s mid-life crisis, which
might explain how his ego was able to enter the family home undetected. Early
on Tuesday, The Brooklyn Post reported that The Civic Duty of the Architect
was arrested in connection with the crime, but was later release when it became
clear duty, or any form of responsibility for that matter, had nothing to do with the
crime that resulted in an architectural start-up.
The victim, who wishes to remain anonymous, now finds himself on the edge of
crippling debt as he struggles to afford a brand new VR headset for the office.
The paying of salaries and the obligation to provide managerial direction for the
firm are among other ill effects of the brutal crime.
However, some activists are claiming that the Brooklyn man was “asking for it”.
“How can he expect to not have to start a company in his late forties?” Asked one
protestor rhetorically. “He’s white and he’s successful and he has a penis ... of
course he has to start a business.”
“Again, I never wanted this.” Said the Brooklyn man in a private interview.
“I didn’t ask to be put in charge of redlining drawings and designing spaces,
it’s something that was forced on me by powers beyond my control. They are
realities for me now, and I’m trying as hard as I can to deal with them and find a
way to put them behind me.” He went on to describe other horrors that no one
else has to deal with, such as filing taxes and paying a dirt cheap rent for a decent
office space in the heart of Manhattan.

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