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DARK SOULS 3 – Any% FOR VERSION 1.04
CURRENT WR

Mandatory Character
The appearance should be set as follows.
Appearance
Base Skin Color: 155, 131, 120
Build Detail: 216, 98, 158, 68, 178
Face Detail
Cosmetics: 48, 118, 117, 128, 129, 128, 167, 208
Color of Pupils: 30, 20, 10
Face Shape
Facial Balance: 85, 0, 255, 65, 150, 128
Forehead/Glabella: 0, 80, 30, 47, 127, 147
Brow Ridge: 17, 135, 175
Eyes: 155, 215, 240, 10
Nose Ridge: 125, 137, 107, 200, 90, 30, 207
Nostrils: 107, 57, 158, 120
Cheeks: 225, 89, 177, 217, 145
Lips: 255, 175, 105, 85, 70, 45
Mouth: 158, 62, 70, 0, 91, 0
Chin: 97, 98, 165, 167, 170, 195, 60
Jaw: 107, 100, 110, 157
Hair/Facial Hair
Hair/Brow/Beard: 220, 150, 40
Hair: From top left > Over 0, down 1.
Tattoo/Mark
Tattoo/Mark Color: 56, 54, 50
Tweak Tattoo/Mark: 85, 128, 70, 145

Route
This route applies to Version 1.04 of Dark Souls III only and utilizes the Teardrop glitch. To downgrade,
use the Dark Souls III Downpatcher.
Character Creation




Follow Mandatory Character section above.
Pick Cleric class.
Pick Sovereignless Soul for gift.

Cemetery of Ashes







Unequip Head & Chest armor + Sovereignless Soul.
Two-hand Mace.
As Iudex Gumby rises, hit w/ 3 R1’s + 1 R2.
After; 2 R1’s, 1 R2, then 1 R2 while Iudex Gumby is down.
3 R2’s should then finish the fight.
Run to door, split on quitout.

Firelink Shrine









Sell Sovereignless Soul.
Buy x1 H-Bone, x1 Prism Stone, x3 Firebombs, x1 Chain Helm, and x1 Leather Shield.
Unequip Ashen Estus and equip Firebombs + H-Bone while placing Coiled Sword.
Level Up: 10 Dex.
Tree Jump + CS:GO grenade throw. (Link)
Trade Prism Stone and Leather Shield with Pump-a-Fuck, grab Estus Shard.
Bone to Firelink Shrine.
Warp to High Wall of Lothric.

High Wall of Lothric










Grab x2 Gold Pine Resin.
Grab x3 Black Firebomb.
Jump down to Winged Knight, grab x2 Ember.
Kill “What on Earth?” and grab multiple wieners.
Stand behind chair to trigger Dancer. Quitout.
Equip Gold Pine Resin.
If Mandatory Character section was followed, do NOT skip the cutscene.
Use Gold Pine Resin at start of boss fight.
Rest at bonfire, raise your wiener and get grabbed. Do NOT skip
cutscene if Ben.

Undead Settlement









Equip Head & Chest armor, unequip Mace & Shield.
Quitout before the Farming Simulators at the doorway.
Unequip all armor after dropping off balcony.
Heal w/ Chime.
WIENER ALERT: Lilo & Stitches ahead!
Jump off rock on right. Jump off cliff behind Eygon. (Link)
Grab x1 Saint’s Talisman. Touch the touchy-lady. Accept her service.
Quitout while opening door to elevator & right before elevator.

Road of Sacrifices
Grab x1 Ember before frosty-knight.
Equip all armor.
WIENER ALERT: Doggos ahead!
Drop to cave and pick-up Braille Divine Tomb of Carim.
(Link)
Equip Mace & Shield.
Light bonfire.
Attack Anri then kill w/ fall strats.
Grab Anri’s Straight Sword (ASS).
(Optional) Grab Grass Crest shield.
Bone to Firelink Shrine.












Firelink Shrine
Sell 3x Embers and Vordt’s Soul.
WIENER ALERT: Burly black man ahead!
Reinforce ASS to +2.
Allot Estus then reinforce it once.
Give Touchy-Lady the Braille Tomb, learn Tears of Denial. Bone
to Firelink Shrine.
Attune Tears of Denial at bonfire.
Warp to Halfway Fortress.









Teardrop

Halfway Fortress (Teardrop 1)






Pull the juiciest wiener. (Link)
Run like a negro, float like a meme. (14:08)
Light bonfire.
Grab Grave Warden’s Ashes. (Link)
Light Bonfire.

Irithyll of the Boreal Valley



Run across watery area, quitout on top of roof. (Link)
Jump off roof into Distant Manor, light bonfire.

Irithyll Dungeon








Run through everything.
Grab x2 Pale Pine Resin at hole in the wall.
Fall and do prison skip. (Link)
Tears of Denial fall-skip. (Link)
Heal and jump down to stairs off the bridge.
Blow Yhorm.
Re-equip ASS and bone to Firelink Shrine.

Firelink Shrine





Sell Yhorm’s Soul. Give Grave Warden’s Ashes.
Buy x4 Carthus Rouge and x4 H-Bone.
Level Up: 12 Vigor, 30 Luck.
Warp to Irithyll of the Boreal Valley.

Irithyll of the Boreal Valley (Teardrop 2)






Do the real Tree Jump. (Link)
Cheat all the way to Aldrich. (24:10 to
27:26)
Equip Carthus Rouge. Use at beginning of
boss fight.
34 fucking R1’s till death.
Run to corner on stairs to be teleported
outside Dancer.

High Wall of Lothric

Teardrop



Pull some more bullshit by running
through a brick wall. (Link) phuk

Lothric Castle






Essentially, just continue to break the
fucking game.
Run through dragon fire breath meme.
Run across balconies.
Skip another boss. (Link)
Light Grand Archives bonfire.

Grand Archives









Run up stairs on the left. Grab x1 Crestfallen Knight Soul. (Link)
Do NOT raise height too much.
Use Pale Pine Resin and kill the Lizard beside the right stairs.
Kill the next Lizard.
Run here.
Float through broken window by raising height on books and lamp. (Link)
Grab x1 Large Soul of a Crestfallen Knight (in front of meme trio).
Activate elevator then bone to Firelink Shrine.

Firelink Shrine





Sell all souls.
Reinforce ASS to +3 at the large black man.
Level Up: 14 Vigor, 40 Luck.
Warp to Grand Archives.

Grand Archives







Take elevator back up.
Cast Tears of Denial.
Quitout while opening door to Twin Princes.
Use Carthus Rouge at beginning of boss fight.
Use Carthus Rouge at second stage of boss fight.
Bone to Firelink Shrine (not too early).

Firelink Shrine


Warp to Farron Keep Perimeter.

Farron Keep






Put on Chain Helm.
Quitout while opening doors to Abyss Watchers.
Use Gold Pine Resin at start of boss fight.
Do a shit-ton of damage because wiener.
Bone to Firelink Shrine.

Firelink Shrine



Place all ashes in the chairs.
Kneel at the bonfire. Don’t skip cutscene if Ben.

Kiln of the First Flame








What the fuck. (Link)
Use Carthus Rouge.
Approx. 23 R1’s to second stage.
Approx. 18 R1’s to kill.
Link the first flame.
Quit.
“アフリカ人をファック!”- hidetaka mayonnaise

Additional Information
Fuck niggers. Created with a pirated copy of Microsoft Word 2013.
© Nigger Incorporated, October 9th 2016, 7:17:42 PM (PST).
Last updated October 9th 2016, 8:04:49 PM (PST). Click here for the most updated version.
If you’re reading this, fucking kill yourself, fa ggot.

Route copied entirely off of nemz38.
Written by wiener_master, AKA snoodle.
Juicy-ass character also created by snoodle.
This copy is a PDF. An entirely text-based version is available here.

誰かがかつて世界が私をロールつもりである私に言いました
私は小屋で最もシャープなツールではありません
彼女は彼女の指と親指でダムのようなものを探していました
彼女の額の「L」の形をしました
さて、年が来て起動し、彼らが来て停止しません
ルールに供給され、私は地上走行をヒット
楽しみのために生きることはない意味がありませんでした
あなたの脳は、スマート取得しますが、あなたの頭はダム取得します
見るために、あまりを行うことがそんなに
だから、裏通りを取ると間違って何ですか?
あなたが行っていない場合は、あなたが知っていることは決してないだろう
あなたが輝くない場合は輝くことは決してないだろう
ねえ、今、あなたがオールスターだ、上にあなたのゲームを取得し、遊びに行きます
ねえ、今、あなたはロックスターだ、上のショーを取得し、支払いを受けます
そして、輝くものすべてが金であります
唯一の流れ星は、金型を破ります
それは涼しい場所だと、彼らはそれが寒くなると言います
あなたは今、あなたが年を取る 'ゴマ待つまで同梱しています
しかし、流星の男性は不賛成
衛星画像の穴から判断すると、
私たちがスケート氷がかなり薄くなっています
水のようにあなたにも泳ぐことがあります暖かく
私の世界は火の上です。どのようにあなたはどうですか?
それは私がそれを好きなようだと私は退屈することは決してないだろう。
誰かが一度私はガスのためのいくつかの変更を惜しまことができ尋ねました
私はこの場所から自分自身を離れて取得する必要があります
私が言っうん、何のコンセプト
私は少し燃料を自分で使用することができます
そして、我々はすべての小さな変化を使用することができます
さて、年が来て起動し、彼らが来て停止しません
ルールに供給され、私は地上走行をヒット
楽しみのために生きることはない意味がありませんでした
あなたの脳は、スマート取得しますが、あなたの頭はダム取得します
見るためにそんなにを行うことがそんなに
だから、裏通りを取ると何が間違っています
あなたが行っていない場合は、あなたが知っていることは決してないだろう
あなたが輝くない場合は輝くことは決してないだろう。
そして、輝くものすべてが金であります


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