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Dray Walker

$ 1,000,000.00

Available for viewing in
Tampa, Florida!

This three bedroom, two bath with shower, two bath toilet only home in central
Pinellas County just entered the market for a million bucks. Better get financing!
I hope you like yard work! This home has a huge yard to mow at 1.6 acres.
Don’t forget the pool that will constantly need cleaning and expensive
chemicals. Neighbor just had a huge sinkhole! Glad it didn’t get this house. The
house comes equipped with over priced city water or rusty well water, your
choice! Built in 2002, (15 years old), this home must have been designed by
someone superrr old like from the castle ages. Or maybe someone nerdy who
plays those world of war craft video games or even a renaissance fair nerd.
Really high ceilings, make it extra hard to clean the cobwebs off your ceiling
fans. Decorative timbers inside make you feel like your outside! Fireplace
incase the heat breaks again. Big kitchen with lots of junk you'll never use
except for Thanksgiving. Double sinks in the big bedroom, incase one clogs,
use the other! Two living rooms so you can have that fancy one no one is
allowed to sit in, except for Grandma. Stove outside by the pool if you feel like
cooking outside for some reason. Three car garage for you to fill with junk. RV
pad and full electric hook-up on site so your in-laws will never leave! Two AC
zones, wood casements throughout rooms and halls, built-in book cases, large,
formal dining room as well as tiny kitchen dining with pocket doors leading into
the kitchen, closet pantry and trash compactor, full attic storage, motion
detector, and security system to keep out those sketchy neighbors. House has
been scrubbed to remove the cigarette smoke smell. Schedule an appointment

Bedrooms: 3
Bathrooms: 2 full 2 half
Fireplace: Yes
Garage: 3 single car
Lot Size: 1.6 acres
Home Sq. Ft: 3,580

Dray Walker
Senior Partner
1234 Sell Stuff Ln
Trinity Fl 33355

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